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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 1d

GOOD VIBES ONLY

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 51m

JUST GOT DUMPED ON TORONTO!!!!!

CAL FOR THE HR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LFGGGG M'S!!!!!!

🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 2h

TRIDENTS UP!!!

LET'S GO MARINERS!!!!!!!

🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 2h

It's that time of year in the Pacific Northwest where you can start telling who's not from Seattle!!!

#UmbrellaGonnaOutYou

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 6h

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO MARINERS

𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 6h

TBH I see it spelled both ways and I've never fully figured out what's proper LoL.

Seattleite or Seattlite.

Apparently both work?!

𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

Braugh baseball was one of the few sports I played as a kid!!!

I just gave up sports in general after I found that magical thing called LSD.

Now what I can tell you is I'm ok with the pitch clock, but fuck that man on 2nd rule since the pandemic. Thank fuck that shit is gone during the postseason.

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

No one does unless you're from here or have lived here since the 90s.

Plus for real:

FUCK THE YANKEES.

𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

I balked Choochie Boy in his dreams last night!!!!

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

Oh I know how to hurt you in other ways.

😆

(That said the way Toronto played trust me I'm a little worried. We need to remember how to hit the fucking ball again if we're going to do anything in the series. Thankfully it sounds like we'll have Woo back possibly tomorrow.)

𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

FUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOO

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

I know how to make Mikita hurt yes yes I do...

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 7h

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 8h

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 8h

LET'S GO MARINERS!!!!

🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 8h

How about them Yanks?!

😆😈😆

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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 8h

Uncle Skoi mode about to be activated here shortly. Otherwise I would hope I'd still be asleep.

𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 @skoisirius.bsky.social · 8h

I think I watched this 30x in a row when I found it yesterday. I can basically see myself.

We created a seismic event the other night in Seattle. This team and city are electrified.

LET'S. FUCKING. GO. MARINERS!!!!!

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