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Skull Bongos

Skull Bongos

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Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · 9d

I only own two. But the struggle is real.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · 10d

Trump is about to bomb the Times.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · 26d

Clegg is probably right. Meta and the AI industry should probably just die and leave us all in peace.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Sep 25

Tell Dan to be well.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Sep 23

Probably on her way to have it turned into a flask.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Sep 23

Imagine the same person being able to read "Acetaminophen" out loud.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Sep 22

Wait, do vaccines come in vats?

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Sep 9

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Sep 9

Enoch made them. Enoch shall break them.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Sep 2

I believe this is called the Emperor's Tarot.

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Calgary Herald @calgaryherald.com · Sep 2

Breakenridge: Blame for disastrous school book ban lies squarely with who issued the order

Breakenridge: Blame for disastrous school book ban lies squarely with who issued the order

If the result of marching orders given to school boards is pointless and absurd book bans, the blame lies with those who drafted them.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jul 18

I'm writing one right now!

Uh,

...nope, shouldn't have said that.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jul 17

If I believed he could spell...
I'd believe it.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jul 17

It's not super believable, since I didn't think he could spell.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jul 16

Yo, I ride a bike.

I'm 45.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jul 10

Mixing wool and linen.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jul 10

Someday, we'll learn that he was wearing wool and linen.

Wife of Ken Paxton Files for Divorce, Citing ‘Recent Discoveries’

www.nytimes.com

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jul 8

Huh, how does the Nobel prize committee normally react when a war criminal nominates someone for a prize?

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jul 5

Lol

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jun 29

I'm dying to find out what happens when you throw them down some stairs.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jun 27

You could talk about the trophy for a week or two.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jun 26

Will, that's perfectly clear.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jun 26

Sproingy.

Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social · Jun 26

Was he awake the whole time?

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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · Jun 24

President TACO got suckered by Netanyahu into bombing Iran.
Now he's hiding in the White House issuing retractions via social media. The world is on fire. Canada has to stop enabling the arsonist from Mar-a-Lago.