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Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️

@slandernlies.bsky.social

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Joss for short. Former Board Game Developer. Scrub card game grinder/degenerate. Passionately mediocre Netrunner player. She/They 🏳️‍⚧️

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Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 14h

Thronesdb Random for 26/10 was lots of fun alongside Martell icon control and Baratheon Kneel. I especially enjoyed it in Characterlite/Characterless Alliance decks that got to play this with both 💕

Bridge of Skulls
The Night's Watch. Non-Loyal.
Location. Cost: 1.
The North.

Interrupt: When the challenges phase ends, choose an opponent who did not initiate a military challenge against you this phase. That player discards one card at random from his or her hand.

At the Bridge of Skulls he had met the Weeper and three hundred wildlings and won a bloody battle.
Juan Carlos Barquet
Lions of Casterly Rock #32.

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 1d

I am unwritten
Can't read my mind
I'm undefined

I'm just beginning
The pen's in my hand
Ending unplanned

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words
That you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin

No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips

Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Oh, oh

I break tradition
Sometimes my tries
Are outside the lines

We've been conditioned
To not make mistakes
But I can't live that way, no

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words
That you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin

No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips

Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
To the years where your book begins
Feel the rain on your skin

No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips

Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
To the years where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words
That you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin

No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips

Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
To the years where your book begins
Feel the rain on your skin....

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 1d

This is virtue signalling.

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 1d

Please also consider, doing funny bits at the border like on The Simpsons.

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Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 1d

Devastated I couldn't make it but looks like I'd have struggled for a seat! 😂

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Reposted by Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️

Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 2d

Wolfe Glick’s recent video just totally sunk my heart. This on top of what occurred to others at TwitchCon really has shown me the parasocial behavior at events especially has spiraled on another level. I beg people to just treat others as human beings first and whatever else second, above anything.

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Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 1d

I'd like to think that you, like me, appreciate that truly winning is when your opponent says 'huh?' and reads your card.

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, that was quite the jump!

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 1d

So we're going Martell false Banner of the Kraken? I'm in.

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 1d

Thronesdb Random for 25/10 was intended as a big finisher but never really took off. Rumour has it that in playtesting the effects weren't separate modes and this event was overpowered. Whether that's true or not, the version that went to print is just a little too fair to be good.

Ours is the Old Way
House Greyjoy. Non-Loyal.
Event. Cost: 4.
Challenges Action: Until the end of the phase, either: each character you control gains stealth, or each non- character loses stealth.

Victor Garcia
Called to Arms #32.

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Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

With an infinite number of monkeys, logic follows that at least one of them will be monkey James Somerton.

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

Common Trans Men W

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

Women don't like the vehicle.

🏳️‍⚧️ 3/3 Elk @33elk.bsky.social · 2d

i think about this tweet regularly

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

Regrettably, this makes me "Sexy Garten of Banban 8 Speedruns"

lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · Sep 23

bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a space suit is standing in front of a space ship with the xd logo on the bottom

Alt: Shark Boy break dances and is ready to battle

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Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

Who up putting into motion they schemes?

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

If you find them, give one my number plz

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Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

Politoed! 💚

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

Love Daniela protecting a Fuji Asset Retrieval in my Issuaq deck 😍

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

We need an edit with the sigma grindset music 😂

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

May I interest you in Green White Maverick? 😂

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

Also worth mentioning is that, at time of release, the only real answers to locations were 2 event cards (Put to the Torch and We Don Not Sow) and this is immune to events.

Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

Turns out, it totally counts in 2.0, I spent a solid afternoon in 2016 trying to work out if there were some exploit to move the power, but after reading the 2.0 rules they were a lot less fussy about where power is.

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Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 2d

Thronesdb Random for 24/10 made me crash out and reread the 2.0 rules when I first saw it. In CCG and 1.0, power only counted towards victory conditions on characters and your faction card (or cards with the Infamy keyword). It could be used on other card types as to track abilities sometimes.

Small Council Chamber
House Lannister. Non-Loyal.
Location. Cost: 3.
King's Landing.

Immune to events.

Reaction: After you win an INT challenge, Small Council Chamber gains 1 power.

The chamber was richly furnished. Myrish carpets covered the floor instead of rushes, and in one corner a hundred fabulous beasts cavorted in bright paints on a carved screen from the Summer Isles.
Logan Feliciano
True Steel #110.

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Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, I can appreciate that for sure! I was just doing a self own 😅