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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · 1d

throwin a ball in dere like its beer pong

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · 1d

thats scary

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · 3d

personally if i were a micro and someone stepped on me with a converse or a rick ovens or an equally ugly sneaker id just refuse to die. get that shit outta here. dont come back until you got at least like a leather boot or dunks or something. embarrassing ass.

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erika @grtrkkgrkt.xyz · 9d

girldinner wip

work in progress of a digital painting of a flash photo of a polar bear dragging a corpse of an arctic researcher compressed to 0% quality jpeg for your viewing pleasure

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · 25d

i get where you're coming from but wouldnt it be like tonedeaf to make it like, ever? its always been a strife and tragedy somewhere and now its not okay to do because the parallels can be drawn to *somewhere* it "matters"? same can be said about anything macro milfurs

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erika @grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 30

if i experienced a birdstrike i would lowkey leak scalding hot engine oil from my aeromorph cloaca

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Sep 5

are you referencing that one fake videogame screenshot from 2008

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 31

im not into tickling but this is so real

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Yecent @yecent.bsky.social · Aug 22

dont get caught in public

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 25

if i got "species affirming hrt" i would intentionally get near towns so they would tranq me since i dont have any other way of getting high or drunk

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 24

she goes to the park to land nothing and calls it "good cardio"

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 24

skateboard demong

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 21

sometimes i see a drawing of a furry woman with huge boobs and think to myself "damn this would go crazy hard if i were a straight man"

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 18

if a big polar bear man with a gut who smells like cigar smoke and blood and beer and day old adidas cologne called me a "sow" i would probably get hard a little bit or perhaps pee myself

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 18

"your" gaming forum? hello milkandcooki the creator of knockout dot chat

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 16

if i held a little guy in my hand cutely i would fail to resist the urge to give them a little squeeze ( several broken ribs, raptured lungs, paralyzed neck down )

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 16

i like cute size art where the big one is nice to the small ones but my brain is still going "why arent they breaking their puny bodies like matches"

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 10

rowling's tweets arent helping

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 10

( has not jerked off in 4 days ) "i need to lay an egg"

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Aug 9

artist forced to think of Three words, what a tragedy

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Jul 23

a cartoon drawing of two ants carrying a baby

ALT: a cartoon drawing of two ants carrying a baby

media.tenor.com

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Jul 22

its funny how every time i encounter this video it gets even more low quality meanwhile youtube removed my original vegas render for no good reason

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Jul 21

yeah but more importantly prey (2017) just isnt that good as an imsim and i still dont understand why everyone is sucking it off despite its structural and pacing flows

woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Jul 13

yeah but have you considered internal combustion digestion

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woman ( hypercarnivorous megafauna ) @slop.grtrkkgrkt.xyz · Jun 26

i just realized the one i was thinking of was actually from quake 3 fuck fuck shit shit fuck

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