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Sailor Moon Absurdity
@slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social
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Come for the Sailor Moon and grain filters, stay for the nonsense. Random stuff will be posted here without context. Parody account.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Jul 24
Fans could’ve saved Sailor Moon in 1996 by… buying Pop-Tarts? #SailorShort #SailorMoonTrivia #SailorMoon
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 17h
If you're ever in the mood for a little destruction and rebirth, then this drink's for you!
The ingredients for a Sailor Saturn cocktail are Empress Indigo Gin, raspberry syrup, and fresh lime juice.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 2d
What do you think your Dream Mirror would be like? Personally, mine would consist of myself surrounded by beautiful women as I livestream Super Nintendo games all day. And it would obviously be gold-framed and heavily sought after by the Dead Moon Circus.
Super Sailor Chibi Moon holding a Dream Mirror.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 3d
Sailor Saturn dispensing death.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 4d
Image of a tweet that reads, "Girl at a party asked to see my YT recommendations because 'it's a good test for red flags' and this was the first recommendation I had'". The bottom image is a screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail titled "Sailor Moon Spanking all Scenes (Updated)"
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 6d
WWE Superstar Xavier Woods cosplaying as Sailor Mercury.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 8d
Usagi admiring Rei in her shrine maiden outfit and commenting that she wouldn't mind doing that part-time. Her friends look on in sheer exasperation.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 10d
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT 💀
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 15d
An image of James Doakes with Naru Osaka's hair photoshopped onto his head. The text on the bottom reads, "When you know your best friend is Sailor Moon but you just can't prove it"
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 20d
Screenshot of Haruka and Michiru. Haruka asks, "Oh? Is it wrong for girls to go on a drive together?"
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 21d
An image of Sailor Moon being crucified in front of a flaming background.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Sep 11
The girls with a severe case of pink eye. (It's actually red eye caused by chlorine from a pool)
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Sep 7
Bootleg pencil toppers of Super Sailor Moon and Super Sailor Chibi Moon.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Sep 2
A panel from the Sailor V manga that depicts Minako wearing camouflage garb and wielding an M60 machine gun.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Sep 1
A panel from KC Mario vol. 26 depicting Luigi, Wario, and a minotaur disguised as Sailor Soldiers.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Aug 15
A page from Nickelodeon magazine featuring Bart Simpsons reading a Sailor Moon manga and sharing a Squishee with Sakura Haruno.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Aug 13
#SouthParkDay
Princess Kenny wielding the Moon Stick.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Aug 12
Sailor Kumiko alongside Comic Book Guy cosplaying as a Stargate.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Aug 9
This was basically an editing test and I think it turned out rather well. I'm still learning 👍
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Aug 9
WHAAAAAAT?! 😮 #SailorMoon
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Aug 6
Image of Usagi with Haruka looming behind her. The text under Usagi says, "My UberEats driver delivering my order while being tracked". The text under Haruka says, "Me waiting for my order and watching their every move on the app".
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Aug 3
Sailor Moon pocket knife.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Jul 31
Usagi knows a thing or two about time management 🕓
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Jul 30
Usagi watching a Coldplay concert.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Jul 29
Sailor Moon-branded curry.
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · Jul 27
Usagi saying, "Pro-wrestling?"
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