slurpberg (Cream Jean)
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KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!
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the chicago bears have the sexiest nfl quarterback and no one can take that from us
very generous and $13 on the lunch menu
enjoying a delicious guisado de chicharron con salsa roja in logan square with a margarita if anyone wants to try to assassinate me for my political speech
i drank huel every day for a year in college thats why im regarded
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legally changing my name to Cream Jean
legally changing my name to Cream Jean
theo benedet at LT seems to have singlehandedly fixed things
a bloody sword carving across the prairie
LOGAN SQUARE IS A PLACE OF HONOR FUCK YOU
THE HUMBOLDT PUERTO RICANS ARE COOL TOO BUT IM JUST BEING OPTIMISTIC THAT THEY'LL BE OK
I LOVE MY MEXICAN BROTHER, I LOVE MY MUSLIM BROTHER, I LOVE MY HAITIAN BROTHER

SEND TEXANS BACK TO TEXAS. SEND ICE TO THE DIRT
LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC OF ILLINOIS, DEATH TO THE OCCUPIERS, HASHEM SHINES UPON CHICAGO.

BURN TEXAS. KILL ALL TEXANS.
SEND HAMAS AND RESISTANCE FIGHTERS TO DEFEND CHICAGO
YANKEES SUCK, YANKEES SUCK, YANKEES SUCK
day service, im not leaving the house after drinking three gatorades and eating the largest kebab plate i can fit inside me
bari weiss took over CBS news by eating the previous head of CBS news
my dream is to be the american felix dzerzhinsky
one day they will be ours to torture as we see fit