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Slygrin

Slygrin

@slygrin.bsky.social

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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 5h

*nods knowingly.*

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 5h

...that would fit so much mac'n'cheese.

(I thought it was a bowl mug, and I was super excited at the prospect.)

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h

This is the most correct format for a game review.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h

I hadn't taken the hours played into consideration...

I maintain an amused perplexion.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h

I scared a dog all the way across the house with the laugh that just ripped out of me.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h

The disparity is crazy enough to further entice.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h

Glad I wasn't the only one mentally piling bougie cheese on football game staple. Might roll it all up in prosciutto...

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h

What game is this?

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h

(I also recently had to come to terms with the fact that I know what a labubu is now...despite my best efforts.)

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h

Literally just takin' shots 'cause they do love bitchin' about the youth every chance they get, about anything and everything they do. Listen—shit is nooot okay, and if they find solace in a confounding amount of labubus or whateverthefuck, I'm not only not judgin', but I support 'em.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h

Oh. Well... That seems kind of...uncharacteristically peaceful?

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h

Y'gotta Alfalfa-proof stuff. I know it's difficult...he's squirrelier than a honey badger... But I can't imagine he'll stop at Pringles. Plus, seems he got a hold of a knife...

Does Alfalfa hibernate when it isn't spooky season?

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h

Gut reaction: 'Nooo!'

But, like, with that magnetic curiosity one has for their own doom.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h

(I am giggling so hard at this sense of exasperation at feral Alfalfa's shenanigations.)

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h

Bedlam-Webster Dictionscary McGee-Hopkins.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h

Don't have to ask me twice.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h

Is it any accident in the imagery that the zig-zag of the bandaids lines up with the zig-zag of her hair?

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h

If you're blowin' money all over and boasting over a bathroom we can't use, at least have a toilet that has a bidet and can talk one through an existential crisis. Why pick such a bland toilet?

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h

/That's/ how you perform a ritual!

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h

As someone who basically only scrolls Discover...this was well-timed. Your costume rocks. I am properly disoriented.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 9h

I carved a pumpkin. I'm proud of it.

...but I hesitate to post pictures 'cause the gore factor I was going for came out too perfectly.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 1d

It's like you hypnotized someone into being a chicken with one leg. Amazing.

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 1d

I always want these experiments to last at least three months, and...of course...don't tell them when it actually ends. Perhaps, even better—tell 'em it's only a month, then make it longer.

I ask for three months 'cause that's around when eviction might happen, utilities turn off...

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 1d

This is genius. Gettin' right out with it. Like... 'It's not a bug, it's a feature!'

Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 1d

I was recently lamenting how there isn't anything that really spooks me anymore, and, by golly, here you come out of left field with your haunted house ideas...