Sam Chance 🏳️‍⚧️
@smackaroney.bsky.social
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He/They. 32 y/o. Singer, Cosplayer, Actor, Non-Profit Worker. I got suspended in kindergarten because I wouldn’t eat a Sloppy Joe.
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
smackaroney.bsky.social
I do not know how to explain the feeling of “aging out of queerness” but I think it has something to do with androgynous beauty standards.

I long for androgyny.
smackaroney.bsky.social
I increasingly want a super queer looking haircut, but I fear that as a fat person that it would come across as trashy.

This is not a judgement about other people, this is a judgement about myself. Everyone else looks great with queer presenting haircuts.

Also I fear I am aging out of queerness?
smackaroney.bsky.social
I’m not a huge fan of the way I’m aging, but maybe losing some weight would help
smackaroney.bsky.social
I’m not a huge fan of the way I’m aging, but maybe losing some weight would help
smackaroney.bsky.social
If you’ve never been to great American beer festival in Colorado, you should really go
smackaroney.bsky.social
I gotta ask but has anyone made a Gamzee tiefling in BG3?

If you know what I’m talking about, I’m sorry for the psychic damage I have caused.
smackaroney.bsky.social
Ngl I’m like… REALLY REALLY torn up that I’m never going to have a family in the way that I wanted.

Never gonna be a dad and raise a baby.

And idk if that’s ok. I’m just struggling a lot with it.
smackaroney.bsky.social
I drew this years ago and it’s what brain zaps feel like
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doodlerobcosplay.bsky.social
Breath of the Wild #LegendOfZelda #Linkcosplay #Breathofthewild
smackaroney.bsky.social
I miss feeling gender euphoria.

My weight is really starting to get to me.
smackaroney.bsky.social
The way I am absolutely OBSESSED with the Dolmas from Trader Joe’s
smackaroney.bsky.social
I haven’t done one of these for a long time and don’t expect to get anything, but hey; ask me questions or something.

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smackaroney.bsky.social
Nothing like remembering that you ex would often ask if she could do photoshoots with other people instead of asking you to do a cosplay with her to remind you that she probably did think you were kinda ugly
smackaroney.bsky.social
Also like… I was by no means a perfect partner. I fucked up a lot of stuff too.

I just like… had a lot of people post mortem say I wasn’t treated well and they didn’t like the way I was talked to/relied upon
smackaroney.bsky.social
I feel like I was only the first choice until something better came along

this is largely in response to the fact that once we were no longer involved, she IMMEDIATELY recreated a Percy Jackson photoshoot that I was in with her a few years back.

Like immediately
smackaroney.bsky.social
She pulled them to get professional group photos with an on site photographer, did not include me in the group photos, and let me just awkwardly take photos by myself. I don’t even remember if we got photos of that cosplay together there. I’m sure we did, I don’t think she was that inconsiderate but
smackaroney.bsky.social
Like I’m flashing back to the first time we went to Katsu Con and we met people who were cosplaying from the same thing as us- one of which was cosplaying the same character and the same version of the character that I was.
smackaroney.bsky.social
I don’t think I ever really considered how fucked up it was that I would actively do couple cosplays with someone, and then she would be like “can I do this same couple cosplay with someone else that isn’t you, who is more conventionally attractive and a bigger name?”