Viola Smart 🦇
@smartvpants.bsky.social
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Romance writer, teacher. AL. Public schools are vital to a functioning democracy. In my Bluey mom era. Find some of my free books on Wattpad. 🌶️🏳️‍🌈🎭 Others on Kindle. lnk.bio/smartvpants she/her
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www.amazon.com/dp/B0FCPJQWDC

It's book birthday time! The first books in the series are free and this one is only $2.99

Content Warnings available on website (link in bio).

#indiebooks #romancebooks #romancelandia 🌶️📚
Available now: The Starlet. A steamy open door romance. Sunny child Starlet and Grumpy tattoo artist. Cover features a smiling blond woman and a tattooed man with a nervous scowl looking out from behind stage curtains.
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You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.

Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
smartvpants.bsky.social
Let's talk about the fact that if 26 Democratic senators are choosing transphobia and capitulation then the local officials are likely doing the same in large numbers. It's not 26 senators versus 20k pure warriors. It's still an accurate characterization that the party isn't meeting the moment.
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My classroom shares a wall with a bathroom at school and last year someone blew one of these in the bathroom. We thought a girl was being assaulted in there.
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Discovered this today and I hate everything associated with it from the tank and bikini model on the home page to the absolute chode of a man on the About Page. You wanna get drunk but without the complexity of beer, wine, spirits, or cider? Just alcohol and SUGAR.

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Seriously. Whenever they try to do a work stoppage, crime goes down.
smartvpants.bsky.social
Reporter: How's your health, Mr. President?
Trump: Does the Pope still let you buy your way into heaven?
smartvpants.bsky.social
The more I hear from him the more I am certain he got lucky once and how everyone treats him like a wizard when he's actually a moron.
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Generic code is the opposite of secure. But all LLMs can do is generic.
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"Magic box." Some of the stupidest people have built their entire personality on their concept of a smart person.
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When federal and local law conflict, federal wins.

Yes we need more Democrats in local positions, especially to fight gerrymandering, but individually a Senator has more power than their local selectmen.
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Right? Senator is the most powerful elected other than the president. It's a failure of party leadership in general when more than half take the cowardly and hateful stance.
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Can't say for sure, but the episode after Reichenbach falls felt like a giant screw you to the viewership caring about the mystery genre contract.
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it's a "nontraditional" HEA
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
smartvpants.bsky.social
Moffat Hit that point during Sherlock where he began to resent his audience. You can't write good TV when you don't like the people who watch it.
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#Foreversave Bob Pancakes dropped dead (Heat or Anger, I haven't figured out which yet) while Clara was renovating his house. So I had Eliza sell everything except the stuff in his room and basement and move out and then added cobwebs and dirt and Bob is haunting his old house. She left his urn 🙃.
smartvpants.bsky.social
The right really loves to throw this word around because they see it as a test. They delight in the cruelty of it.
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The video is censored because what came out of his mouth was so hateful it violated community standards. Read that again: a sitting U.S. Senator said something so vile that social media platforms won’t even allow the uncensored version to exist online.
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Asynchronous online-hybrid learning.
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The Bjergson house is beautiful from the outside but the floorplan is bafflingly bad. #thesims4
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I think it should be a major network news story that The President can't remember who was president on one of the most consequential days in US history.
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Parent wants a conference.
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New mandatory professional development.
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New district data initiative.