Kurt Smeaton
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Excellent thread, Josh! Someone once told me that in every shot where Diesel jumps over the camera, they would have to digitally remove his penis in post. Hours of someone’s life has gone into this task.
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Comedian has strong views on lasagna.

#standup #comedy #humour #garfield #aviation #midnight #witchinghour #sillystuff
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We have executed 11 pounds of fentanyl, your highness. May we please sell you the things you need?
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The fentanyl coming from Canada is not the problem and yet PP, trying to dunk on Trudeau, is willing to use our soldiers to stop and search our citizens. Completely inappropriate, a waste of resources, and cowardly.
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The white house website says 21,000 pounds of fentanyl were seized at US borders last year. CNN says 43 pounds were seized at the northern border, but from what I can tell, that includes 10 pounds seized coming into Canada from the US.
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I don’t love JT, but he found a way without soldiers. Don’t love how quickly PP was willing to send our soldiers to the border to harass our own citizens.
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Anyone else think Poilievre seemed unhinged demanding Canada send troops to the border yesterday? Yes, Mexico got a 30 day reprieve on tariffs for doing that but… weird to kick and scream like that’s the only possible move.
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“I bid him adieu, and called out Merry Christmas
But ere leaving, St. Nick had one more bit of business…”
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“The ox and lamb kept time.” Boy, that’s what the drum is supposed to do!
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The trailer for 28 Years Later is wild.