scylla 🏳️‍⚧️
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Things I like for the algorithm I guess (Not sure if this actually works? But people are doing it.)

-Homestuck
-Undertale/Deltarune
-Team Fortress 2
-Pokemon
-Horror in general
-Resident Evil
-Godzilla/Kaiju media in general
-Hades/Hades II
-Mouthwashing (Duh)
-Cryptids/Cryptozoology
it's not actively unfun i guess but it's also not very enjoyable either, outside of just watching flashy animations there's really nothing to this that grabs me.
there's some strategy to it but it never feels necessary. dodging isn't really a "thing" because pokemon move so slowly (and you can't manually reposition them w/o using a move anyway?) so a good amount of fights are just, facehugging each other until someone's hp runs out. it's lame.
legends z-a's battle system is really boring and i'm not sure what i'm missing that's making everyone else enjoy it so much. it's not difficult to understand and i'm fairly decent at it i think but i just. don't find it fun at all. a good amount of it is just, mashing cooldowns without thinking no?
(insane to say as a funger fan btw but yknow how it is)
idk personally it's hard to read smth when u know ahead of time that something unpleasant is going to happen to the characters you're invested in, almost feels like you're causing it hfshgds
i'd probably like chainsaw man if i ever got around to it but getting spoiled on all of the characters i like getting killed/leaving after a certain point has certainly put me off of it a bit. dunno if that's better or worse than if i got blindsided by it tho
you literally play a punch-out clone that she coded herself near the beginning of the chapter
you can tell most deltarune fans aren't very smart because they genuinely believe queen was telling the truth when she said she only played mobile games
used to be one of my favorite games i've ever played but looking at how things have played out i can't help but feel like it's been tainted, knowing how the devs are just... makes it so hard to tolerate. genuinely awful people who have cultivated a genuinely awful fandom.
you can tell mouthwashing was a fluke because even the devs are the exact kind of useless, unserious enablers they were trying to criticize with the game. it is genuinely mystifying they were capable of making a game they're too dumb to understand themselves
gwynn is extremely gay for canari right like i'm not insane that's just obvious right
shoulda called it pokemon locomotives z-a the way it's railroading me so hard ayoo (just kidding it's actually really fun)
"radical leftists are destroying american cities!!!" god i wish
antifa obviously isn't real but we'd probably be a lot better off if there was some sort of organized counter-organization doing all of the things people think antifa does.
of course this is all a monumental waste of time to actually debate and you're better off just blocking those types and moving on with your life, this is more just me acknowledging that the game's imperfect writing exists and is in part why they're so adamant (tho general transphobia is at play too)
imo it's always felt to me that regardless marina would have transitioned eventually (or stayed a really sad egg) so i'm able to handwave this away as circumstance providing an "excuse" but obviously i'm giving this more good faith than someone arguing against marina's identity would.
"it's just pretend so she didn't have to become a dark priest!" is unfortunately always going to be an excuse these types can fall back on and there's nothing to blame but the game's writing itself for that. marina is like, weirdly good trans rep otherwise but that specific bit just. fucking sucks
marina very much is a girl, likes being a girl, and identifies as one willingly, but none of that matters to a person who can point at "her mother made her do it" and dismiss all of that as symptoms of familial abuse. it's like what you see w/ dark souls' gwyndolin, although not quite THAT bad.
funger "is marina trans?" debates persisting is obnoxious but to be fair they're given wiggle room by the game's dogass decision to make the identity of "girl" be forced upon her by her mother growing up. historically awful writing decision that will ensure the discussion is misery forever.
played to his big secret and like... honestly this is the most closet transfem-coded character i've ever seen what the hell
clueless cis guy orders in perfect transfemese, shocks visitors and homeowner!
no i'm not a human's cold guy is the most closet transfem-coded character i've ever seen. we gotta get this girl on E pronto.
designs exist that prove they can remove the monoeye and he'll look just fine so why this dogshit holdover has persisted for decades is something i'll never understand. is it just an aversion to change? do people genuinely think the monoeye looks fine? it's weird
sonic design/model discourse is always funny to see bc as far as i'm concerned as long as they're monoeyed weirdo freaks they'll be ugly no matter how you tweak the proportions lmao
all these people getting excited by the idea of transfem jax and using the recent halloween art as evidence while i'm stuck sitting here knowing that that art just exists bc goose thinks dudes in women's clothing are hot like i dunno about this guys