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SMYRNACORP @smyrnacorp.com ยท Apr 16
๐Ÿ“ข Service Interruption | Smyrnacorp

We're pleased to announce that our doors are now open to the public for education, curiosity and collection purposes.

Try to enjoy and remember the saying: "If someone comes running at you screaming, seize them!"

More info: smyrnacorp.com
Save 15% on Inhuman Resources: A Literary Machination on Steam
A literary machination about corporations, conspiracies, and the unspeakable horrors youโ€™ll commit for minimum wage.
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SMYRNACORP @smyrnacorp.com ยท Apr 16
๐Ÿ“ข Service Interruption | Smyrnacorp

We're pleased to announce that our doors are now open to the public for education, curiosity and collection purposes.

Try to enjoy and remember the saying: "If someone comes running at you screaming, seize them!"

More info: smyrnacorp.com
Save 15% on Inhuman Resources: A Literary Machination on Steam
A literary machination about corporations, conspiracies, and the unspeakable horrors youโ€™ll commit for minimum wage.
smyrnacorp.com
SMYRNACORP @smyrnacorp.com ยท Mar 12
We have nothing to do with this.
msnbc.com MSNBC @msnbc.com ยท Mar 11
BREAKING: USAID employees told to burn or shred classified documents.
SMYRNACORP @smyrnacorp.com ยท Mar 12
We don't accept half-believers.
SMYRNACORP @smyrnacorp.com ยท Mar 12
๐Ÿ“ข Recruitment Opportunity | Smyrnacorp

We're looking for highly adaptable candidates to explore exciting new roles in a structured, results-driven environment.

If you possess a strong will and a willingness to compromise those when necessary, we encourage you to apply.

Apply now: smyrnacorp.com
Inhuman Resources: A Literary Machination on Steam
A literary machination about corporations, conspiracies, and the unspeakable horrors youโ€™ll commit for minimum wage.
smyrnacorp.com
SMYRNACORP @smyrnacorp.com ยท Mar 12
๐Ÿ“ข Version Control | Smyrnacorp

Regression in leadership models is an unfortunate yet documented phenomenon.

Rest assured, our team is assessing the viability of intervention. Any necessary adjustments will be implemented seamlessly.

#InhumanResources | #RPG | #InteractiveFiction |
SMYRNACORP @smyrnacorp.com ยท Mar 10
๐Ÿ“ข Recruitment Closure | Smyrnacorp

Our Visual Novel Fest recruitment has concluded, and positions have been filled. If you've engaged with us in any capacity, your profile remains in our system.

store.steampowered.com/app/3379360/...

#InhumanResources
Inhuman Resources: A Literary Machination on Steam
A literary machination about corporations, conspiracies, and the unspeakable horrors youโ€™ll commit for minimum wage.
store.steampowered.com
๐Ÿ“ข Clarification Statement | SMYRNACORP

A #VisualNovelFest applicant has raised questions regarding our recruitment process. We appreciate the enthusiasm! However, records indicate no irregularities.

If you have additional concerns, please refrain.

Apply now: store.steampowered.com/app/3379360/...
Inhuman Resources: A Literary Machination on Steam
A literary machination about corporations, conspiracies, and the unspeakable horrors youโ€™ll commit for minimum wage.
store.steampowered.com
๐Ÿ“ข Recruitment Update | Smyrnacorp

Hundreds of new applicants have applied to our #VisualNovelFest recruitment call.

If you havenโ€™t applied yet, donโ€™t worry - weโ€™re happy to process your file retroactively.

Apply now: store.steampowered.com/app/3379360/...

#InteractiveFiction #RPG
Inhuman Resources: A Literary Machination on Steam
A literary machination about corporations, conspiracies, and the unspeakable horrors youโ€™ll commit for minimum wage.
store.steampowered.com
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Jet @jetpackpaul.com ยท Mar 4
Oh man, Inhuman Resources: A Literary Machination is 2real4meIRL! ๐Ÿ˜ญ The writing is so good though. Really enjoyed playing this demo during #SteamNextFest.

@indieasylum.bsky.social @smyrnacorp.com #indiegames #twitch #indiegamedev #reading
๐Ÿ“ข Application Notice | Smyrnacorp

Steamโ€™s #VisualNovelFest is an excellent time to discover opportunities within our organization.

If youโ€™re reading this, you have already been considered. Appeals are not accepted. Prepare accordingly

store.steampowered.com/app/3379360/...

#Severance #RPG
Inhuman Resources: A Literary Machination on Steam
A literary machination about corporations, conspiracies, and the unspeakable horrors youโ€™ll commit for minimum wage.
store.steampowered.com
SMYRNACORP @smyrnacorp.com ยท Feb 28
We look forward to engaging with a ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐œ๐ž๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š๐ฎ๐๐ข๐ž๐ง๐œ๐žโ€”one that values ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก, ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ, ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ž๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ.

Our work continues. ๐€๐๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง.

#InhumanResources #DOGE #Truth
SMYRNACORP @smyrnacorp.com ยท Feb 28
In response, we have expanded our presence to ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ž๐’๐ค๐ฒ - a platform that prides itself on fostering ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ž, ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐ฌ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ฒ, ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž.

These are values we deeply respect.

After all, ๐ง๐จ ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐ง๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ ๐›๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ง ๐ฐ๐ž ๐๐จ.

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SMYRNACORP @smyrnacorp.com ยท Feb 28
๐Ÿ“ข Service Interruption Notice | Smyrnacorp

It appears that ๐œ๐ž๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐ข๐ง ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฅ๐Ÿ-๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐œ๐ฅ๐š๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐š๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ฌ have deemed our presence disruptive to their ecosystem. Our account on Twitter/X has been temporarily removed.

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