Snadwai
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Snadwai
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Why am I only just learning Mifune was in a spaghetti western?
Charles Bronson, Alain Delon, Ursula Andress and Toshirō Mifune photographed on location in Almería, Spain on the set of “RED SUN” (1971) dir. Terence Young

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Everything just has this extra layer of unnecessary complexity and rules that I would really struggle to adapt to if I actually lived here. And there would be so much more of it if I did so.
Osaka Castle: the elevator only goes from floor 1 to 5 (of 8) and back. There is an elevator door on each floor but a sign saying "The elevator does not stop here". Photos are prohibited on some floors but allowed on others. It's confusing.
Months ago I reserved a train ticket to Nikko. Or so I thought. I had made only one of two purchases required to go to Nikko. You need to buy them separately.
Going to Ghibli Park and being forced to listen to an attendant telling you, individually, the same rules every time you enter an exhibit (no photos, no drinking, wear your backpack on your front?!)
Visiting Japan is always great but I always leave struck by how I would never want to actually live here. Everything is so complicated and obtuse. Examples:
Just realised that they'll probably localise it over here to Godzilla Minus Zero, which at least doesn't look silly.
Godzilla -0.0 is a very silly and very Japanese name. But it will be incredible regardless.
I am a man of my word.
If we are to believe that snake is an S then the title is Sdeath Stalker.
Perhaps the most Japanese thing I've seen on this trip was at Ghibli Park yesterday when a staff member had to call in a crisis repair job on... a plate of plastic ham and egg.
Why is it that these far-right politicians are always married to an immigrant or minority?
My oven started working.

It hasn't worked in 200 years...
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Wiktionary's visual aid to demonstrate what the Swedish word for "funny" means
Glad they finally got out of Cardiff
I can only imagine these tourists are making fresh followers of Japan First as we speak.
Of course I happen to be sandwiched between English and Chinese tourists throwing parties and playing music. This is Japan, that sort of thing isn't supposed to happen.
Being in Japan feels like a constant battle to get rid of one yen coins. I was down to a stable two yesterday but somehow I'm back to 15.
Ghibli Park tomorrow. Can't wait to get up at 5AM to make the 150km journey in time for opening.
I know you've probably answered this question a hundred times, but is your screen name a reference to anything in particular?
I won't be the last one to make this joke but I tried my best to be the first.
The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince
A smiley Japanese lady handed me this and I instantly thought "Oh, this is definitely a cult thing". Went to their site and lo and behold, I was right. Ripped YouTube content sandwiching spiritualist nonsense.
Was just served cold takoyaki. Wtf. I didn't even think that was a thing. Takoyaki is meant to send you to the hospital with third-degree burns. I want a refund.
The Simpsons is fictional so actually it didn't happen at all.