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_Snark_Attack
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she/her #BadAssWomanAlert #UglyDog “If Betsy DeVos can be Sec. of Education I can do whatever the fuck it is you do here.” -my cover letter in perpetuity
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
#BadAssWomanAlert she said i literally cannot deal with this
Must-read reporting by @sylviaruthg.bsky.social: "He returned to find the woman sitting on the ground, with legs askew and labored breathing, waiting for the ambulance. Stewart hands her a citation, and she balls it up and tosses it aside as the ambulance arrives to take her to the hospital."
Pregnant Kentucky woman cited for street camping while in labor
She told a police officer she was in labor. The Louisville Metro Police Department lieutenant cited her for unlawful camping as the ambulance arrived. She had a baby later that day.
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my dream
the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.
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UPVOTING MY SOFTCORE
feeling so much better!!!
ya girl was betrayed by carrots/french onion dip AND/OR fancy rice crackers from a gift basket from work. any typemof food betrayal cuts so deep
ohhhhh we love your glasses🤩 v Sexy Professional Woman™️
the holiday coca cola ad this year is by far the most annoying commercial ive seen in…years…
😂😭 im sorry!! hate them both so much
you are sinply the more comfortable chair 😅😅
only if i can say that i fucking *hate* a christmas story. it is in the same
level as seinfeld for me. both of them are garbage.
currently reading
We Used To Live Here

and

The Midnight Feast

and my sleeping habits are about to be fucked even more. is my smut rut over? STAY TUNED TO
FIND OUT

but also 1847463/10 recco both books
ted sends his cmas decorating update:
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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its a core memory for any central ky childhood 😂