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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 15h

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 15h

Winsome lose some.

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 15h

HUGE. Important first result tonight. Decision Desk has called Virginia governor for Spanberger. election-night.decisiondeskhq.com/date/2025-11...

Virginia Governor General Election
County Results
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DOHQ Last Updated: Nov 4, 2025, 7:33 PM
11% est. reporting
Candidates
Abigail Spanberger •
Party
DEM
Votes
217,272
Pct.
55.4%
Winsome Earle-Sears
GOP
Total
* Incumbent
174,643
44.6%
391,915
Election Date: 11/4/2025

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 18h

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 20h

If it doesn't split, you must acquit.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 21h

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 21h

If it doesn't split, you must acquit.

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 23h

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 23h

The great irony of course is that the Red States are redistricting without any vote at all. California is actually giving the voters a say.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Kind of an asshole move by bats, TBH.

Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 1d

gizmodo.com/new-bat-coro...

Scientists Detect New Bat Virus That Looks Alarmingly Like Covid-19

The newly discovered BRZ batCoV shares a key feature of SARS-CoV-2, one that could allow it or similar viruses to infect human cells.

gizmodo.com

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 4d

He has the most garish tastes imaginable. The 1940s art deco bathroom was killer. But not to Mango Midas.

Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

Tell: If this blatant lie is your go-to argument, your real position sucks.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Mike Johnson: "They want to give illegal benefits -- or, benefits back to illegal aliens."

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

Randy Fine: Refugees here legally should starve.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

The Judge is saying in no uncertain terms that ICE Special Agent Steven Fuentes put in a knowingly false declaration.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

23% of Amazon warehouse workers used SNAP in the last 3 months. So maybe, Mr. Free Fucking Market, the answer isn't that SNAP recipients need a job but that you skip the 2nd mega yacht and pay them a living wage.

Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 5d

Are you people fucking kidding me with this shit @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

At the same time, there are legitimate debates about the best ways to feed the needy, how many should qualify and how much they should get. In the 1970s, 1 in 50
Americans received food stamps. Now, 1 in 8 do. On average, these households get $322 a month. Are 42 million Americans really in such danger of suffering malnutrition that the federal government should spend about $100 billion every year

Certainly, many need the help. The American Enterprise Institute's Kevin Corinth estimates that 2.9 million individuals willbe pushed into poverty if SNAP benefits are not paid in November, including 1.1 million children, 1.3 million working-age adults and about 500,000 seniors.
But no one should aspire for large segments of the population to depend on government handouts. The program could certainly be designed better to not discourage work.
Ultimately, the best way to help over the long run is to grow the economy, which leads to job creation and rising wages.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

"Confusion" is WashPo sane-speak for "the experts think he's batshit crazy."

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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 6d

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

Everyone with a brain knows what he's trying to invoke. Maybe middle America will not want Nazis running ICE but I'm not holding my breath.

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 6d

Yes, this is a real post made by the Department of Homeland Security.

None of this is normal.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 7d

Does it hit your eye like a big pizza pie? Yes = moon.

Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 7d

The ceasefires will continue after each subsequent bombing.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 7d

One things for sure -- these monkeys know how to fucking party.

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 7d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

www.wapt.com

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 7d

Insurance companies make so much money that the budget for TV advertising appears to be limitless.

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 7d

The Bard always brings it.

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 7d

KING
… But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son⁠—

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Snowball Monkey @snowballmonkey.bsky.social · 8d

Read the last three sentences and tell me that any of those are true.