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David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · Jun 26

How your email finds me. (On a loop)
#berkeleybreathed #doonesbury #bloomcounty #opus #twoforamerica

Opus the penguin standing on a stool, distressed, shouting ‘Holy Mother of Sweet Baby Jehosaphat!’

Bill the cat, comatose, with the legend underneath: Passed Out From Life’

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 2h

Erm… Right back atcha… Mr Thiel…

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 22h

This. Importantly, crucially, accurately this.

James Kennedy ✊️ @jameskennedy.bsky.social · 1d

I agree, Stop The Boats

Bloody oligarchs coming over 'ere on their mega yachts, stealing our public assets, influencing our government, exploiting our work force, dumping their waste into our rivers & expecting the tax payer to foot the bill for their billion pound government contracts & bail outs

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 22h

But be careful when you try to leave Gilead. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 22h

If you have seen it, and if you know it, even now, it will come. So many congratulations, in advance, for both.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 22h

We are legion. We are Froggo.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 23h

That’s no cat. Thats ET.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 23h

We are legion. We are Froggo.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 23h

Poor Steve; that looks genuinely painful.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

Typical pop tart: all filling and no knickers.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

Same.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

It’s the Wicked Blobby of the West!

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David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

Beach House you say… adore them. Excellent choice for a wistful lo-fi chill.

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David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

Yup. Even my hypothetical one.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

Not sure that would improve things…

“You mean you *chose* that? The last chicken in the shop look?”

#kryten #reddwarf

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

Ah. 11ccs of strychnochlorohype into the buttocks. Classic.

Does cause your brains to die last, though.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

Doubt it. Sounds about right.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

But she is wearing…
S a t a n ‘ s P l i m s o l e s
Burn the hellspawn!

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 1d

Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.

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David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

The headless chaffinch, sir? An excellent choice. And will you be throwing that up on the table or would you like to use the patrons’ doormat? The doormat. Marvellous. I’ll tell Alfonse the doormat attendant to expect you.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

I am frog. Hear me RIBBIT!

Seriously, tho. Cool. As. Fuck.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

Please sir please sir! We’re even better fascists than Reform!

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

I think they’ve mistaken ‘we’d better be nice to them in case they’re the next government’ for journalistic integrity. Sad, really.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

We all do, at some point. Take care.

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

I always love the ‘consultation that misses the point’, a.k.a. ‘We’ve already decided what that answer is, so are you in, or are you IN?’

David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 1d

And the grift goes on. Repugnicans are stinky.