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ThatOneWeeb
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21yo transbian that exerts truly chaotic energy. Also typically VERY horny. Member of TST! 18+ only! Libertarian through and through! Taxation IS theft! Official Bluesky of SkarlettHellfyre (coming one day).
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · Nov 18
If you see this post, do it. :3
Pronouns: She/her and they/them.
Height: 5’7”.
Shoe: 10-11.
Zodiac: ♐️
Smoke: Never and don’t plan to.
Tattoos: No but I want to get some.
Piercings: Just earlobes.
Favorite drink: Root beer.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 52m
Just found out about the JFK Pez dispenser joke in Family Guy. Fucking great! Hate that it got cut for Hulu and Disney+ though.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 4h
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I REALLY need a hot girlfriend to tie me up and vibe the fucking shit out of me whenever I get angry.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 5h
Yo who else diving in that Bowsette PUSSY with me?
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 20h
Hey if you don’t want to get fired then don’t become a teacher, amirite?
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virtu @virtuware.bsky.social · Sep 1
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 2d
People that make a turn at about .05 miles per hour should have their license revoked immediately. Like literally just press on the gas pedal at all.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 2d
I will make fun of anyone or anything with little to no hesitation. I don’t give a fuck!
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 2d
Hi welcome to Double Take, the first ever sperm donation clinic and abortion clinic! What can we get from you today?
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 2d
Welcome to the abortion clinic and restaurant where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 2d
How come it’s only ever the sea turtles that get talked about in regard to what creatures get killed from our waste? Like they aren’t the only things!
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 3d
So if we get our pets “fixed” then does that mean that they are broken?
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 3d
Nah ‘cause like, how you gonna get sextuple nerfed by God? A gay, black, autistic, paraplegic, transgender Jew.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 4d
Ok so like, I know that a failed suicide attempt is when you don’t end up killing yourself. Would that mean that a failed suicide is when you kill yourself but are resuscitated/resurrected?
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 4d
When a fully colorblind and deaf person does Acid:
“I saw colors! I heard sounds! I tasted flavors!
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 4d
Look, if you’re gonna blow your fucking brains out, do it outside. It’ll be easier for the cleaners to take care of.

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT support suicide and this is NOT a message promoting committing suicide.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 4d
I Nico Nico Need to be dominated by a big titty thiccc thigh girlfriend.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 5d
No amount of washing can cleanse the blood from my hands. Every night I am haunted by the nightmares of them and what I did.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 6d
Ok so like if someone loses all their limbs and gets struck blind, deaf, and dumb is it morally correct to Old Yeller them?
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 6d
White people motivational quotes will really just be some bullshit like “you can’t have triumph without try” and they just eat that shit right the fuck up.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 7d
Call me paper how I crumble when these girls make me wet.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 7d
I don’t trust anyone with a name that I can’t figure out how to pronounce just by looking at it. First, last, middle, any of them.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 7d
My doctor told me I have dementia. Like, bitch, I don’t remember fucking asking.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 8d
Really wishing I had a hot dommy mommy goth gf choking me the fuck out with her bare hands right now.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 8d
Fun thing to do if you’re bored and the opportunity presents itself. Find a heterosexual couple and say to the one of the opposet sex something along the lines of “Oh my Satan, I am so sorry! I had no idea you were with someone!” That should be an interesting conversation for them to have.
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ThatOneWeeb @someotakufrick.bsky.social · 9d
Damn, it really is crazy that George Orwell just created the entire year of 1984. Shit’s crazy, man.
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