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SorryHat

@sorryhat.bsky.social

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artist, limb maker, dad, shitposter. Lunch sketch $30. comment and DM to purchase. ko-fi.com/sorryhat

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · Nov 11

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Lunch sketches mon-fri

$30 for the original piece.

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 4h

Once you know what you looking for You can feel the puppet strings of modern social media algorithms, like walking into a spider web in the dark.

SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 6h

You gotta look in those eyes.

SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 16h

Gomez Adams is to women what Elvira is to men.

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 19h

Blessed.

SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 19h

What was elbow macaroni doing before cheese got involved?

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 20h

OOF.
This one hurts.

Thanks chris!

a cartoon of a man with a beard wearing a purple sweater and a purple mask .

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 20h

a black and white drawing of a man playing drums with the words ba dum tsss above him .

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Created Wrongly @creativewronging.bsky.social · 21h

#MORKtober 8: Wizard

The Sundered Cabal
Capra, Leone, Drago, & Serpente

Four Wizardly cultists seeded across Tveland in their quest to revive & reform the Lord of Beasts, CHIMERA!

🎲 #OSR #MörkBORG
🎨: @subotaii.bsky.social

#MORKtober 2025 Day 8- Wizard (part 1):

Black & teal zine page with 2 collage arts of Wizards, a skeletal man in white robe & miter, whose back sports large horns, and an afroed black woman wearing a bound effigy as a necklace (both by Subotai @subotaii.bsky.social ). Teal & white text reads:

"The Sundered Cabal. Any Wizard captured 400s, Dead 125s.

Capra, Undying Scholar (male skeleton)
HP 12, Morale 5, Cloak of Bone -d4, Screaming Stave d6 in a 10 foot cone. Special: cannot be knocked over, attacked from behind, nor lied to. Imperious. Patient. Wise. Wanders Graven-Tosk. Has the Powers of 2 Sacred Scrolls & 3 Unclean Scrolls.

Leone, Malevolent Politician (afroed woman)
HP 8, Morale 12, Thick Robes -d2, Rod of Station d6. Special: declares an edict each round (d4). Further reduces all damage taken by that amount. Cruel. Petty. Strategic. Holds office in Galgenbeck. Has the Powers of 1 Sacred Scroll & 2 Unclean Scrolls."

#MORKtober 2025 Day 8- Wizard (part 2):

Black & teal zine page with 2 collage arts of Wizards, a helmed man in black robes with sword, and a pale tattooed woman wearing a toga, casting a spell (both by Subotai @subotaii.bsky.social ). Teal, red, & white text reads:

"A cult! Spread across Tveland & dedicated to the resurrection of their many-headed God; the Lord of Beasts, Chimera!

Drago, Priestly Vizier (robed male)
HP 10, Morale 8, Black Helm -d2, Un-Saint's Blade d8. Special: can tear rosary apart to negate all damage from 1 attack. Intelligent. Depraved. Calm. Advises in Schleswig. Has the Powers of 3 Sacred Scrolls & 1 Unclean Scroll.

Serpente, Manipulative Oracle (tattooed woman)
HP 6, Morale 12, no armor, Venomous Touch d4+ special. Special: can attack 2 targets each turn. Test Toughness DR12 or lose next turn. Special: lithe & dances like a snake, DR14 to hit. Flattering. Cunning. Treacherous. Resides in Grift. Has the Powers of 4 Unclean Scrolls."

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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 22h

Poetry window is open for 45 min

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 22h

Cell phone tower

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 1d

Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.

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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 23h

No amount of money or power can stop your last words from being "check this shit out"

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 23h

Doug Lebda, the chief executive and chairman of LendingTree, an online loans marketplace, died on Sunday following an all-terrain vehicle accident on his family’s North Carolina farm, according to a company spokeswoman. He was 55.