Kris Dreemurr.
@souloflight.bsky.social
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Either theres a Kris in your house or there isn't and you just gotta deal with that. KC: 4 DC: ??? (Deltarune RP/Parody account) 👁
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I didnt think about the old man being gay, maybe I'm a bad person.
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Me too I just didn't think... You would be this forgiving.
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Did I? You said so much I just tried to get the general gist of it...

.. Are things really just back to normal now?
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Here's one wall you'll never crawl!
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Oh god I just killed someone
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I like throwing things at people
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We all gotta stand up for what we believe in.
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. . .

*Big old sighhhh..*

Of course not, oh fair and beautiful Seiko, my lovely lovey dovert cofluffert dove...
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My name is Kris Dreemurr and I am in full support of the death penalty
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I could stop it... But I dont want to.
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You sound gay as hell I can't even lie.
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Are you sure thats what I'm supposed to say and not just what you want to hear? Hm?
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The death penalty is coming back I fear.
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*They look around for something to throw but they can't find anything so they remove their FUCKING METAL shoulderpad and fucking pelt it at Battat. Reminder this kid can throw a hockey puck at mach 5 they're like bullseye, they are crazy.*
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I for one am a huge fan of execution.
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Dont look at me like that or I'll throw something at you.
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I'm making a bonfire today.
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Whatever.. I'm awake.

I'm gonna go blow something up in my backyard...
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I want to kill that stupid fucking rat.
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You're my favorite dice. You're green.

Green means shes not mean.
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... Will you stay with me?
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Think about all the times I've chewed you. Did that not mean anything? I am your kid. You raised me.