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Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid

@soupghost.bsky.social

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aka soupghost she/her 1990 MDNI ketqueer schiztotransexualisimus militaris if u kno me irl no u dont send me gas money $lydium

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Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · Nov 24

I believe in extreme bodily autonomy. You do not need to be trans to transition. You do not need the goal of your transition to be an existing gender. You can be who you want and change that as you will. Exalt the mutability of the flesh.

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Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 16h

I'm switching from using seed oils to strictly the fat rendered from the red right hands of hanged murderers

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Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 16h

body count? bitch, what's your thread count?

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 1d

there should be a circle of hell specifically for men who have negative opinions about body hair on women, like they should rapidly grow wool for eternity while being clumsily epilated the entire time

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 1d

Noise rig idea: hot glue molle straps to the backs of pedals and weave them into a plate carrier and make the amps into a backback.

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 1d

if I'm even remotely attracted to you and I know you in person, I can't be around you if you've covered your body in red or gold body paint or a thick coat of body glitter, I might have a heart attack or just vaporize immediately

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 1d

why the fuck instant pot take longer to cook rice than stove? dumb future bullshit.

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 2d

My legs are OK

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 2d

EYE DIVINE CYBERMANCY MENTIONS
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF
YOU GAIN BROUZOUF

🇪🇨 Olga the Chudette 🇱🇧 @popeolga.meangirls.online · 2d

EYE Divine Cybermancy sequel please God I'm begging you

Nate @bigratgames.bsky.social · 3d

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 3d

I can't remember what I look like five minutes after I look away from my reflection, I'm paranoid, and im having tactile hallucinations. I probably look like I'm on drugs, and time keeps blipping forward and looping, and I constantly feel like im being watched from behind unless my back is to a wall

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 3d

I'm both awake and dreaming like two radio channels interfering with each other, while three other minds chatter in my head and vying for control of our body, I can't tell if my own internal voice is real because I don't typically think verbally, my senses are distorted, my memory is fucked,

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Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 3d

I hate how when I say I'm struggling with my mental health, i feel like its received as saying im simply depressed. Sure that's also a factor, but a lesser one. I'm having complex surreal nightmare experiences that would take hours to explain.

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Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 4d

I was eating from a box of chocolates until there were about five left and they were far apart, and then I put them closer together because they looked lonely, and then I cried really loud and screamed a few times because I'm socially starving.

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 4d

Something once took me outside of time and changed me. I'm built different in ways nobody wants to know. There is a hunger in me with no throat to swallow.

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 6d

I've got a feeling I'm gonna get really weird this winter.

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 6d

One time I drank an entire pint of jager in an hour and took the mensa iq test and scored a 110 and now I'm scared to try it sober lest I find my score is higher drunk.

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 6d

I am unironically built different in so many ways that I sound like an absurd character made up by a deranged lunatic.
I am a sterile superhuman with a fat stack of pointless superpowers I constantly have to find useful niches for.

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 6d

Why did GM make the caliper slide pins so FUCKING SHITTY
FUCK.

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 6d

Two images side by side of Asuka from Evangelion. The one on the left shows her with a smug relaxed smile and captioned above "thinking about working on cars". The image on the right shows her shaking her fists with an angry face, and is captioned "actually working on cars"

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Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 6d

pussy taste like my life has divine purpose

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 7d

you're under arrest for conspiracy to resist arrest

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 7d

I had a dream that I had sex with some goddess named Mara and she gave me the ability to summon cars that represented the personality of the last person I spoke to, and apparently most of my friend group was represented by harlequin BMWs.

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Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 9d

i will claw god's eyes out

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 9d

wildly swinging between denying that I get periods and then wildly swinging emotionally while cramping and shitting my brains out during the same moon phase every month at the same time as my spouse

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 10d

I was into older women long before I became one.

Unclassified Anomalous Humanoid @soupghost.bsky.social · 10d

I broke through the "I can't tell when it's flirting" and turned into an utter menace, weilding the meta like a bludgeon and flustering people for shits and giggles.

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