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“When we pay our four or five bucks and seat ourselves at tenth-row center in a theater showing a horror movie, we are daring the nightmare.”
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#ClownInACornfield - 🤡🤡🤡

An amalgamation of quite a few properties that does just enough to work. Katie Douglas is the effective heroine you root for, Frendo has just enough Pennywise to be scary. The third act loses its footing but character dynamics make it an enjoyable slasher.

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#FinalDestinationBloodlines - 🪙🪙🪙

True to form for the franchise, the gruesome deaths are inventive and unique. The MRI machine scene in particular is a highlight. The multi-generation storyline gave new flavor, but a hefty amount of camp left it feeling uneven.

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#Companion - 🤖🤖🤖

Turning sci-fi robot horror on its head by making the would be villain a charming heroine, Tatcher carries the film on her capable shoulders to sell the premise. Quickly becoming a modern Scream Queen, this film furthers her candidacy. Also, shoutout to Lukas Gage.

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#HoneyDon’t! - 🙏🙏🙏🙏

A return to the glory days for a Coen behind the camera, but the real star is Margaret Qualley as she brings Honey to life in a way that would make even the grumpiest gumshoe grin. Plaza, Evans, and Day add to the story but Qualley is the whole damn show.

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#Together - 🪚🪚🪚🪚

Throwing back to the best of the body horror films, Shanks counts on Brie and Franco to deliver phenomenal performances that make the audience uncomfortable for a variety of reasons and yet manages to make the most likely ending somehow the preferred one.

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#Weapons - 🪾🪾🪾🪾🪾

A master class for the horror genre. Cregger tells just enough to answer your big questions, but lets your fear and imaginary ponder the rest. Garner and Brolin shine, but it’s Amy Madigan that makes the film work. Horror perfection across the board.

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#PsychoTherapyTheShallowTaleofaWriterWhoDecidedtoWriteAboutaSerialKiller - 🔪🔪🔪

A quirky off-beat black comedy where Lower shows off her immense talent for dead pan humor. Buscemi shines as the retired serial killer with heart. An uneven script works with phenomenal performances.

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#PredatorKillerofKillers - 🛡️🗡️🛩️🔫

A fantastic entry in the Predator franchise, moving the plot in a much needed direction to the various eras where they visited Earth. The ending leaves an extremely exciting future that Dan Trachtenberg has brought in line with the promise of the Alien franchise.
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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty - 🛹🛹🛹🛹

#TheSecretLifeofWalterMitty is among Stiller’s best heart warmers. Not all the day dreams are made equally and it does take a bit to get going, but the heart does the heavy lifting. Wigg, Penn, Oswald, and Scott all shine in an instant classic.

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The Babysitter: Killer Queen - 🚤🚤🚤

#TheBabysitterKillerQueen is a worthy sequel to the original, though it does focus more on the comedic aspects than than horror trope fun. Jenna Ortega is a welcome addition to the returning cast, Dan Marino especially highlighting this go around.

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The Babysitter - 💉💉💉💉

#TheBabysitter is a campy good time, straight out of Tales from the Crypt or Creepshow. It doesn’t shy away from the tropes and instead celebrates them. Samara Weaving is, as always, killing it as Bee and Judah Lewis nails being the unlikely hero as Cole.

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