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SparkyLanders

@sparkyl.bsky.social

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Crier for The High Council of the Galaxy Genuine antique computer geek since 1982 ENFP-T We/They? ❤️My WifeyBae On the spectrum – ADHD My muse-'Meridith' Steampunk & Trains 3D Art for fun Science & Music 🚫DM without permission 🚷No moseying or sashaying

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · Dec 22

Pure Evil.

There's no debate ALL emergency responders deserve the very best. Better than thieving billionaires.

I spent 26 yrs in public safety. I met these heroes from all over the world. THEY RUN INTO DANGER, MANY ARE VOLUNTEERS.

MAGAts be damned for making our once proud nation a #SHITHOLE.

Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · Dec 22

An absolute disgrace. My Congresswoman, Carolyn Maloney worked so tirelessly to get this passed for 9/11 first responders. Between this and pediatric cancer research being removed from the CR that was originally agreed by all, cruelty is definitely the point.😡🤬😡🤬

www.nydailynews.com/2024/12/20/f...

Funding for 9/11 health care program removed from House spending plan to avoid government shutdown

As they scrambled to pass a stopgap spending plan Friday, Congress removed legislation that would have fully funded the World Trade Center Health Program through 2040, outraged 9/11 advocates said.…

www.nydailynews.com

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 21m

When I was in elementary school back in the 1960s, they didn't know much about things like ADHD. I was around 50 years old before I finally got diagnosed properly.

By the way, it's the 21st century now. Ignorant old ideas like different = defective are obsolete.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 32m

Owners of Tylenol:
Here's your chance to sue for over $1 trillion and be richer than Elon Musk. He he'll hate it when you beat him to it.

Somebody needs to arrest both of these fools for practicing medicine without a license.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 35m

So, now they are robbing graves? How about just leave Martha Washington alone, you ghouls!

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 1h

"Sour grapes." 🍊💩🤡

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 1h

Anyone have liquid hot mag-ma handy?

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 1h

Got Belgian Waffles?

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 6h

immunity for 🍊💩🤡 out of thin air, knowing exactly how he would abuse it.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 6h

As I have been saying for years now, RICO was passed for this very reason.

It is almost impossible to prosecute certain persons when they have an illegal protection racket shielding the perpetrators from being brought to Justice.

We have more than enough obvious proof. SCROTUS invented insane

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 7h

you took to defend our Constitution.

#AGolf Shitler should have been yanked out of the White House a long time ago, but how about just anytime within the next 24 hours?

a black and white photo of a young boy holding a bowl with the caption please sir i want some more

Alt: A black and white photo of a young boy holding a bowl with the caption, "Please sir. I want some more."

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 7h

With what these shameless motherfuckers waste money on and spend stupid amounts of money to fund the military,  YOU ARE STILL LOYAL TO THESE PEOPLE?
Military or not, stop obeying the desires of lunatic super-evil, supervillain comic book characters like the 🍊💩🤡and Pee-wee German, and obey the oath

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 7h

With what I've seen in my lifetime in America, this is proof beyond a doubt that GOP/MAGA policies are shit.

That anyone in the United States of America would still be putting on uniforms and obeying ridiculously unlawful orders while standing in line at a soup kitchen for food?

With what these

Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 9h

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 9h

keep one's mouth shut when you don't know what you're talking about. The crowning achievement of being stupid is having no impulse control and speaking endlessly about things you know nothing about, but you confidently express your opinions as if you're an expert.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 9h

As much as it alarms and disappoints us that people show they're stupid, a large number of them also will fiercely resist any attempt to correct the problem.
These facts imply that often the difference between wise and stupid is not so much based on knowledge as it is having the ability to

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 9h

same set of stupid, but we can never be sure that any two people have exactly the same set of stupid. Everyone has some amount of stupid.
You're - A contraction meaning "you are." You not only have some stupid, but you are very proud of it, and will share it with others with little hesitation.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 9h

Let me preface my statement with the fact that I did consider grammar. In this particular situation, both "your" and "you're" can be used here because they describe different shades of the same idea.

Your - Represents the unique collection of stupid that only you own. Many people have nearly the

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 15h

Enemy domestic.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 17h

CLASSIC! 😀

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 17h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You didn't see "the sweater puppies?"

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 17h

True story:
I was teaching a computer system class. We had reviewed using a mouse. Our company sold 27" monitors.

Later, a person who was not all that sharp was holding the mouse up on the screen...

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 17h

She's Danish? Where is the dog from?

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 18h

Note: This message is not about you. It's for the lunatic MAGAts.

1. People are not illegal.

2. The Constitution makes it clear that no one is guilty of anything until they have had a proper trial - due process of L-A-W.

3. Being in the USA without proper documentation is a civil matter.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 1d

Is there no group of people who will put an end to this moron practicing medicine without a license?

Having 🍊💩🤡 in tow to amplify #BrainwormBobby is disgusting. 🤮

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 1d

I believe I have just the thing for her. If she uses a costume like this nobody's going to take a second look.

KKKristi Garden Gnome disguise. Looks like a basket case. Appears to be a-peeling.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 1d

KKKristi Gnome seems to be a basket case. And, she's a-peeling!

KKKristi the Garden Gnome with a background of flowers. I think she's a-peeling?

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 1d

Riddle me this Batshit Crazy Man:
I believe only a completely untrained, untested person with absolutely no experience is the only kind of fool who would stand together as three on the corner of a building to where they have to be the easiest thing of a certain nature that I won't mention.

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