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Spatula City

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Refugee from an older microblogging site that got decimated by new ownership. Hope to meet old and new followers here. A/S/L = 60-ish, M, Totowa NJ.

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · Nov 13

#AddPandasImproveAnything "I Don't... Like... the Pandas... Drying... On... the Rod..."

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Richard Dreyfuss' Fantastic Overacting in The Goodbye Girl

YouTube video by TheGeoffMan

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 2h

I played squaredle.com 11/04:
31/31 words ( 3 bonus words)
⏱️ In the top 10% by speed
🔥 Solve streak: 1341

Squaredle

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 10h

Daily Duotrigordle #1343
Guesses: 36/37
1️⃣2️⃣ 🟪🟪 0️⃣7️⃣ 0️⃣5️⃣
0️⃣6️⃣ 🟪🟪 1️⃣3️⃣ 1️⃣4️⃣
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
🟪🟪 1️⃣0️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣1️⃣ 🟪🟪
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣9️⃣
0️⃣8️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
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Duotrigordle

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 16h

My dad told jokes that always had a pun. 🤣

OTOH, My dad's sister told jokes that had no punchline. They were Auntie-jokes.

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 16h

I played squaredle.com 11/03 (Weekly Subscriber Puzzle):
117/117 words (+22 bonus words)
📖 In the top 37% by bonus words

Squaredle

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 18h

When the Dems had 60 Senators, a few of them were Conservadems like Joe Lieberman. When the PPACA passed, it was the best they could do and still get Lieberman's vote.

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 19h

Donald Trump wants an Oompa Loompa NOW, and he doesn't care about any ramifications this would create in the future.

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 19h

Personally I respect any Republican in NYC who votes for Curtis Sliwa. Mamdami and Cuomo are both liberal Democrats; why vote for the lesser of two evils [in their minds] when they can vote their conscience? Sliwa, baby!

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 19h

They say bad news comes in threes. I don't think a third actress has ever portrayed Flo Castleberry in any medium. There was never a stage play or a reboot with new actresses. Diablo Cody attempted a reboot but it never got shot. I hope whoever Diablo had in mind for Flo is enjoying good health.

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 20h

In what universe can you cut off people's paychecks and expect them to keep on showing up to work?

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 21h

Such an enduring hit... AFAIC it's the song that inspired Dolly's 'Cups of Ambition' tour.

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 1d

I played squaredle.com 11/03:
*23/23 words ( 2 bonus words)
⏱️ In the top 21% by speed
🔥 Solve streak: 1340

Squaredle

Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

squaredle.com

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 1d

Daily Duotrigordle #1342
Guesses: 36/37
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣5️⃣
🟪🟪 0️⃣6️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣7️⃣ 0️⃣8️⃣
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 0️⃣9️⃣ 1️⃣0️⃣
🟪🟪 1️⃣2️⃣ 1️⃣3️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
🟪🟪 1️⃣4️⃣ 1️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪
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Duotrigordle

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 1d

Connections
Puzzle #876
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Josh Kirkendall @joshkirkendall.bsky.social · 2d

Bengals statement on the passing of Bob Trumpy. Trumpy "passed away peacefully at the age of 80, at his home surrounded by family."

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 1d

Q. What do you call a party for childless bachelors who tell jokes?

A. An Incel-ebration 🥳🥳🥳

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 1d

I think I speak for all of us when I say, "WHEW!!!"

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 1d

President Trump raped young girls, and Speaker Johnson is doing everything in his power to protect him from the consequences.

The DNC can't say this because they're 'classy'. I can say it, because I'm not.

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 1d

Great idea. If they tried this in the U.S., real estate developers would charter a series of LLCs, all separate entities, each owning a 79-space parking lot. Not sure if similar loopholes are available in South Korea.

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 1d

Taxing the wealthy isn't socialism. The government owning 10% of Intel... THAT'S socialism.

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 2d

The anti-cancer POTUS was Biden. The pro-cancer POTUS is Trump. FAFO, anyone?

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 2d

I played squaredle.com 11/02:
73/73 words ( 3 bonus words)
🔥 Solve streak: 1339

Squaredle

Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 2d

IIRC Valenzuela toughed out a victory in the 1981 World Series over the Yankees by the same 5-4 score.

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 2d

Daily Duotrigordle #1341
Guesses: 36/37
1️⃣6️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
🟪🟪 0️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣7️⃣ 0️⃣5️⃣
0️⃣8️⃣ 0️⃣9️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
1️⃣0️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
1️⃣2️⃣ 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 1️⃣3️⃣
🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪 🟪🟪
🟪🟪 1️⃣4️⃣ 1️⃣5️⃣ 🟪🟪
duotrigordle.com

Duotrigordle

Put your skills to the test and solve thirty-two Wordles at once! You have 37 guesses to solve all 32 words. A new Duotrigordle available each day to solve.

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 2d

I really think that Father Flanagan's Boys Town should come up with other fundraising approaches. 😖

Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 2d

So, it's 1.05 pounds. I just say "I'll take it." For me it's just easier to ask for a half-pint, a pint, or a quart of something. Whatever it comes to, 1.05 pounds or whatever, I'll pay for it.