this new job greed has him doing is a little different but bido isnt complaining

(happy belated birthday elric family housefire. fma fandom has to look at my lizards tits now)

while im on here. Okay so ages ago i was going to do a bunch of devils nest pinups based on existing vintage illustrations but then i got distracted and bido was the only one i got anywhere near close to finishing

so. heres lizard boobs + the original

on some counts this is a relief but also a huge letdown because they spend all tjat time waiting for actual kids. so they decide the next time they see an orphan theyre kidnapping them to raise as their own. meanwhile the gecko population of dublith skyrockets. thanks for coming to my ted talk

And in the end after a bunch of agonizing deliberations with the gang they decide to Not abort that thang and deal with the consequences as they come. they may be stupid.

fast forward a while. bido lays eggs. they hatch into normal regular lizards. it was parthenogenesis the whole time

so they both have to go through the stages of grief trying to figure out what to do. because bido would very much like to have kids with his favorite guy but it just Would not be a practical decision, and greed is torn between "Scared" and "Fuck Scared, We Want This So We Should Have It"

so basically i think the funniest and most canon accurate form of grido breeding kink, would be that bido gets greed into it as a roleplay and they both have crazy pretend babymaking sex for a couple months and then discover, to their shock, that due to chimera nonsense, it somehow. Worked?

so Actually Having Kids would be blatantly the worst idea even IF either of them thought it was possible, which they dont. because its not

And yet despite it all. i thignk. That bido would look really really good with eggs in him & i think greed would agree with me on this

and on the other side of the coin youve got a former government lab rat who was probably sterilized years ago and even if that DIDNT happen he would probably be post-menopausal by now. And they both live in a bar. And theyre fugitives of the state

the odds against grido reproducing are so stacked against them its kind of hilarious to me. Like on the one hand you have the obvious "homunculi cant have bio kids" plot point. and then the fact that greed realistically Cannot have any positive associations with the concept of parenthood

its been long enough so im finally posting about lizard sex on a public forum. everyone kindly look forward to 1 william posts about how bido doesnt have a gag reflex. thanks

made a whole separate grownup account just to reply to this but listrn. bido and greeds names combine to make breed for a reason. if 2 old men are infertile enough it loops around and they both get pregnant