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Splendid Jenn

@splendidjenn.bsky.social

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Amateur chef, artist, writer. Professional reader, weirdo, and sleeper. 🐈‍⬛, 🐕, 🐕, and 🙇‍♂️ mom. I stand for humans pronouncing words properly, dangit. NO DMs, please. They'll be chucked without reading.

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Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · 7d

Agreed. Been an oiler since "Beds are Burning." If I'm not mistaken, there's also a town in Louisiana with the same name.

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · 7d

I only know it because it's a Midnight Oil song.

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Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · 12d

He said his kingdom was no part of this world, as well. He never took part in the political machines of his time. Let's marinate on that a little bit.

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · 26d

It honestly wouldn't hurt my feelings none if we went back to horse and buggy. I mean, I'd need to finagle some sort of HVAC system for it because I don't do excessive heat and humidity. But cars, while they have their advantages, can be such a PAIN!!!

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Sep 22

AuDHD here. I mean, what would people rather have -- an autistic child or a dead one?

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Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Sep 11

More folks need to acquaint themselves with this beautiful soul's writings.

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Aug 15

Love PBS! Currently waiting anxiously for the new season of UNFORGOTTEN to load.

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Aug 15

Once, in a particularly tight economic period for me, I checked out a couple of reality shows. Amazing Race was one of them. It is the only one that has ever appealed to me. I can't sit there watching the antics of those famous for being famous or those-- you know what, I'mma stop there.

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Aug 15

Watching anything good lately?

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Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Aug 8

God, this world is worse without her!!

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Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Aug 3

When the dog suddenly barked, after several seconds of silence, the entire audience in my theatre jumped. Including me!

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Aug 2

Are eating disorders amongst jockeys still an unspoken issue? I remember reading an article about that years ago when I lived in KY. I only went to a track once, and it was for an off-season festival on the grounds. Couldn't bring myself to go back.

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Jul 23

He gave us NoHo Hank. All the haters need to sit down, shut up, and bask in his glory!

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Jul 19

I'm trying to free up $$ right now so I can actually save up to go on one. Funny, when I was a kid, I thought Royal Caribbean and Carnival and stuff looked AWESOME. As an adult, couldn't PAY me enough. Ewww!

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Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Jul 19

They're smaller and they seem more low-key and they're not bodies, bodies, bodies everywhere you turn. Ugh! I'd love to take one down the Seine or Rhine or even go on a US river cruise. But them big boats with whole wings of people puking, random people falling into the sea. Nope!!

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Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Jul 19

I refuse to get on those giant tubs of norovirus. But these Viking long ship commercials be sending me!!

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Jul 15

Girl, I'm currently reading FIVE DAYS AT MEMORIAL. Up next in the queue is THE HOT ZONE. Yeah, I like disaster stuff, too.

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Jul 14

I take meds that lower my tolerance for heat. I have gone without AC for days after hurricanes but it involved some creative dressing and the use of rechargeable or battery powered fans. AC is necessary for me. Yet, it must be maintained properly to be free of mold & other allergens that sicken.

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Jul 9

I hate this news!!!!

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Jun 20

One of my meds lowers my tolerance for heat and sunlight. Thus my ghostly pallor. Plus, I live in the South where the heat and humidity is just awful right now. Walking from my mailbox to the house just about takes it out of me.

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Jun 16

You got this!!

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · Jun 5

He came for the queen and he missed.

a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy .

ALT: a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy .

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Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · May 25

When you've been poor your whole life & saddled w/ a chronic health condition, spending $$ on doctors & meds gets old. It's why I tell my Canadian cousins if I'm ever able to visit, they're stuck w/me.

Some want to be an astronaut. Some, a movie star. I just wanna be Canadian.

Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · May 24

Yeah, but how many of those people he described were aided on the path to learning BY said amphibian? He was part of a program (Sesame Street) that made learning interesting and fun for generations. I'd say that's worth a speaking engagement.

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Splendid Jenn @splendidjenn.bsky.social · May 23

THE Adrienne Barbeau? No WAY! Haven't gotten to Duster yet but I'm sure I will enjoy it. So happy to see your name in credits again!!

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