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splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature
@splumpi.bsky.social
610 followers 290 following 9.2K posts
25, she/they, tired as hell, trying to survive the regime. Aspiring to be the unemployed friend on a Tuesday. Transmascs welcome, LGBTQ friendly, never Newsom No AI slop or minors
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splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 2h
Lucky dog indeed.
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 7h
Me, too!
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splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 7h
Not a problem.

Plus, sometimes I'm told about a character in a show, I can have practically everything spoiled about them to me and I'll just go "If I knew about this character I would've seen this ages ago"
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splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 7h
youtu.be/GPmg7kGJizI?...

This is the one I vaguely referred to specifically
The Nowhere King: A Flawed Show's Perfect Villain
YouTube video by We Are Not Alive
youtu.be
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splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 7h
And I'll add that if you SOMEHOW don't care about spoiling yourself beforehand and love well-made villains, go watch a video essay on The Nowhere King.
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splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 7h
Same goes for insults
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 7h
God if I didn't have to worry about politics I would LOVE to check out the State Fair of Texas.
splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 7h
Joy IS resistance, and by not taking ICE seriously, it makes them look and feel worse.
splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 7h
In terms of protests tactics that are in use now, I REALLY like how a lot of folks started wearing inflatable costumes because of one guy in Portland. It's hard to make propaganda and call people terrorists when all people see on social media is people in costumes being attacked.
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 7h
Doublespeak.

This is also why people are just showing up in frog costumes. Hard to make people acting goofy as fuck look like terrorists.
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splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 7h
We would need to flood the system or all quit our jobs outright to not get Al Capone'd because of a refusal to pay taxes.
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
Historically it always totally works out when you make life harder for your soldiers both in the field and at home.
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
Say hello to the blue lesbian, don't be shy!
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
And they're especially scared of their name-calling being thrown right back at them.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 18h
This is for all the extremely stupid "progressive" friends of mine who have called me an asshole over the years for talking shit on a "charity"
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 20h
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
I don't outright hate expensive gifts, but if you wanna give me something expensive it better either be practical or cool as FUCK.
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
Do not give me a wedding ring. Give me a wedding SWORD with both of our names engraved on it to put on the mantle in our house.
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
Born and raised in the US. I know a vast majority of people watching this shitshow internationally don't hate me, they hate this government and its sycophants.

But from what little I know about Australian politics, you are 100% correct. Don't make the same fuckups we have
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splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
This but also for anyone who ever registered something to the Cayman Islands
splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
Ooh, AND, and, I can get the desert skiff and Sarlacc Pit combo set to complete the look.
splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
They got that $1000 Death Star and while that IS tempting, I genuinely want the sail barge more and it won't eat up most of a hypothetical check.

It is HARD to get a decent Jabba fig on his own, same with Max Rebo.
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
I see SO MUCH NPU potential
splumpi.bsky.social
Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
If you give me a $1200 stimmy check, 500 of that is INSTANTLY going to a UCS Sail Barge lego set
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 8h
It's funny how a Robot Chicken skit was more accurate than this person.
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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 9h
That's fair. There's a lotta things that I wish we had 1:1 equivalents for in English
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