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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 8h

Tonight would be great

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 8h

And got jobs that they are not qualified for

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 8h

What a truly interesting question, hmm 🤔 do MAGAITES actually have a functioning synaptic network?

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 8h

As in lord of the douche bags

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 8h

It means she knows that the pictures exist

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 8h

Umm 🤔 No so how does the current AG square the whole “blowing trump” to keep her job? I mean does she wash his dysfunctional pee pee, clean his raisin sack before servicing ole stinky fart 😎

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 8h

There are plenty of jail cells with felons waiting to bust Barons cherry 🍒

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 8h

Umm 🤔 what an idiot! Republicans also benefit from the very programs that this idiot is cutting and attempting to eliminate! 😎

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 17h

Umm 🤔 No! The American people know that you and the 🦧 are frightened to death of us the Responsible Citizens. There are more of us versus you chicken shits! We will not tolerate any illegal activity and use any means to stop you! Any means!

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 17h

Sitting on your hands, or wringing your hands feeling helpless is exactly what the 🦧s regime wants you to feel. Stand up and say not only Hell No, but FUCK NO to a regime that proves every day just how unqualified, incompetent, corrupt, dishonest and criminal they are!

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 17h

Oopsies the 🦧 was still president, I’m sure trump will have Bondi have him indicted 😂

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 17h

Hemorrhoids

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 17h

Umm 🤔 he’s lying again

a woman with glasses and a fur coat says he 's a compulsive liar on hulu

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 17h

Blind as shit 💩

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 17h

Well we the responsible citizens of these United States 🇺🇸 along with the Capital Law Enforcement are waiting for our apology from trump, REPUBLICANS, and the MAGAITES for their insurrectionist assault on our country

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 17h

Deranged delusional demented

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 1d

It makes them grab their pee pees and hop around

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 1d

Plastic surgery junkie

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 1d

MAGAITES enjoy tossing the 🦧s ass , the cult is in for a rude awakening when their grandparent’s, parents and or disabled relatives lose their Medicaid, and food stamps and have to move in with them and they get pay for medications and hospitalizations out their own pockets!

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 2d

She is an embarrassment to hanging lips

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 2d

Umm 🤔 why would the United States Government need to build a base for Qatar ? Hmm 🤔 where is the money coming from , apparently there was no money for Medicaid? Fucking douche bags

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 2d

Next year

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 2d

Joseph Goebbels = Miller both are Nazis

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 2d

There was a point in time when being American meant you don’t ever back down or negotiate with criminals! The 🦧 regime,family, acolytes, Republican enablers, and cult is a criminal enterprise! Lock these criminals up!

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spursiceman.bsky.social @spursiceman.bsky.social · 2d

The 🦧 never does anything without putting money in his pocket. He is monetizing anything and everything he can , he has turned the White House into a whore house , no fucky for free!

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