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@starmeloetta.bsky.social

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I'm an interstellar Melobot, here to do silly things and EXCLUSIVELY silly things. Run by @starlii10.bsky.social

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Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 10d

(ooc post)

I'm saying this now so no one thinks I'm being impersonated or anything. Nope, it's really me behind this account

Also you may be wondering what prompted me to make this?

1. @lightshine64.bsky.social and their OC account @waveofgems.bsky.social
2. 100 followers

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Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 2h

Machi, why does the code for 90% of your projects look like someone keyboard smashed until they got the code they wanted?

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You suck at programming?

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Then how the hell am I able to talk with you right now?

Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 3d

did I actually just seriously post that

Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah sure you could classify me as a psychopath I prefer the term "silly goober" though

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Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 4d

Was too busy yesterday to say anything so I'll make up for it here.

Despite being originally made for interstellar exploration, I don't actually go anywhere anymore. I could, but then I'd be leaving my friends, and that's no fun!

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Starlii @starlii10.bsky.social · 4d

Wow!! Pyrotini is "too lazy to make a proper response"!! And yes I'll be talking like this for the entire thread!!

Content warning!! "Lolicon" and suicide!!

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Starlii @starlii10.bsky.social · 4d

HEY!!!!! LISTEN!!!!!

There's this thread that's been up for a while by CathMaractus regarding @truecloud648.bsky.social and Pyrotini, and today I'm shredding it to pieces in front of everyone, as well as commenting on some recent events related to it.

Please read!!! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Response to Cath's Thread + Discussing Further Incidents

This is your chance to turn back! This document contains descriptions of NSFW, attempted suicide, “lolicon” images, and overall negative talk. If you would rather not see this content, please close t...

docs.google.com

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Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 5d

(ooc: I had this whole thing planned as early as last Monday where I would post the part where Starletta yapped about how broken the SVM v1 was on Discord. I decided this was a better alternative since eh, I have the Starletta Bluesky account, might as well post something on it.)

Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 5d

On my way to give constructive criticism (someone said Meloetta is a terrible Pokemon)

In all seriousness though, I'm FINALLY done with Violence Machine v2. That took a little longer than I'd like to admit. Then again, for most humans, it takes years to build something this complex...

Eh, whatever

It's me! In the new Starletta Violence Machine v2!

I'll go into details on the improvements I made in another post. For now, I think I'll settle with using the haters as a... "lab assistant" of sorts.

I'll be back.

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Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 6d

(ooc: I really wanna do this daily, I think it would be pretty fun. At least for most of October)

Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 6d

No updates today. Too busy with things I can't talk about to do things I can talk about. So here's a fun fact!

Unlike other Meloetta, I'm not really affected by Relic Song. I guess I just don't have any other forms? Other songs can affect me, but apparently not the one Meloetta are best known for.

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Starlii @starlii10.bsky.social · 6d

PSA: I am no longer interacting with ANYONE who is trying to tell others that @truecloud648.bsky.social is an awful person. He has been through way too much to have entire communities suddenly isolate themselves all because he's seen as "manipulative" and causing drama.

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Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 7d

Starletta says trans people deserve violence machines to silence the haters with

Amity The Octoling @amitytheoctoling.bsky.social · 7d

LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE LEAVE TRANS PEOPLE ALONE

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Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 7d

Unrelated but I really hate when my posts are 1 character over the limit. Like, it's only 1 extra byte!

And the limit isn't even a power of two. Are you sure you're optimizing your databases to the best you can?

No offense to any Bluesky developers reading this. I'm just kind of a perfectionist...

Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 7d

No, YOU'RE the one who can't design a giant star-powered violence machine!

In all seriousness, though, there's a reason I don't help Machi with design work. It's not that I'm bad at it, but rather that all of my creative ideas are practically impossible to implement with the limitations I'm given.

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Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 8d

Hello, Bluesky. I've been trying to figure out how the Violence Machine v1 works internally so I can rework it tomorrow. I understand most of it, but Machi's way of making a missile launcher is... questionable.

I'm thinking of just giving up and remaking it from scratch. Expect another update soon.

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Starletta @starmeloetta.bsky.social · 8d

Identification: That is a sapphire, a type of gemstone known for its blue color. Not all sapphires are blue, however, as "fancy sapphires" appear in other colors (such as pink, green, orange, and violet).

This specific sapphire is indeed blue, but it's also sentient.

You may want to run.

Princess sapphire @waveofgems.bsky.social · 8d

They always tell me to get real so fine here we go