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Stephen Herdman

@stephenherdman.bsky.social

2.1K followers 1.6K following 1.7K posts

Makes stupid jokes, rides a motorbike around Ireland and takes photos of it, but mostly just pottering around through life. Follow me, I'm malicious.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Sep 2

Yeah I noticed that and have mostly disengaged recently because of it.

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Sep 2

I will hate that person for a very short period of time.

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Sep 2

I hate when you are sitting comfortably until someone pulls a cushion out from underneath you and suddenly your life feels so empty.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Aug 31

I honestly thought Sunday drivers was just a joke. But every single Sunday I get stuck behind some eejits doing 20mph under the speed limit on the overtaking lane of a dual carriageway. Then they have the audacity to flash the glaucoma eye at me when I eventually undertake them.

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Aug 30

*Pops head back in* yer man croak it yet?

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Aug 30

😂

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Aug 1

Based on Trump’s latest post, the Mrs wants me to start digging a bunker in the back garden. She doesn’t know it’s heavy clay soil. Personally, I’d rather be vaporised in a nuclear blast than try to dig through that nonsense.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 20

Rather pay you than a jumped up GP.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 20

I'm using the method they use to castrate lambs. It'll work a treat.

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 20

Thanks Uncle Buck.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 20

Doctors are a complete scam these days. £800 to remove a skin tag!? Piss away off mate, it's a bit of skin, not my fucking leg.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 15

The fragile treaty between me and the wasp nation is no more. After a brazen strike on my son, I am left with no choice but to declare total war. Any wasp breaching our borders will be met with fire, fury, and a flip-flop. No mercy. No survivors. 🐝🔥🩴

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 9

Same to you mate. Hope you enjoy the weather this week!

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 6

Really? I half remember getting a couple of white ones in mixed boxes before years ago but I've never seen a full box of white ones.

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 6

What in the American bullshittery is this!?

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 3

Feels like the world is playing a big game of Risk at the moment.

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 3

Awk Elly I'm so sorry.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jul 3

Enjoyed my few days away on the motorbike, but glad to get back to this big lump.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jun 30

Turns out I'm a crack shot, even 5 pints deep. Centre mass is for wimps. Headshots only.

A man in sunglasses and a backwards hat bites a small plastic fake gold medal he is disproportionately happy to have won for doing well in a shoot competition despite being 40 years old. He is also holding a target image with a silhouette of a man that has multiple holes in the head region, cause he's a goddamn sniper with an air rifle.

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jun 26

He would love it. Big hugger.

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jun 26

I hate being the second best looking boy in my house now.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jun 20

This guy gets it.

Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jun 20

Careful in and around Belfast folks. Caught this guy trying to steal my car. Possibly Polish, suspected to be part of a splinter group, unfortunately made a clean getaway. Police are doing a sweep. Stay safe.

My kid put his uniform on a brush and added a face. It's in the front seat of my car.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jun 18

Thanks man. This time 12 hours I'll have a massive weight off the shoulders.

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Stephen Herdman @stephenherdman.bsky.social · Jun 18

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