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stickers66.bsky.social
Matt Lorenzi
@stickers66.bsky.social
560 followers 190 following 9.1K posts
Bikes and boats. No jerks. Engage before following. Just here to be seen.
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 1h
you monster!
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 1h
I had to sign an NDA for this gold! (...oh shit)
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 1h
something...something opening an airbase in Idaho....
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 1h
When you have a German client and you get put on their email list and you get gems like this and I'm here for it.

...Die Fensterputzer kommen am Montag und Dienstag zur Reinigung der Glasflächen...
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 2h
that's what it's all about :)
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 2h
yes
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 2h
Do you give Tr@mp credit, or is it more than any sitting POTUS can go over to the Middle East and say "knock it off"?
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 2h
let's fucking go now!
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 2h
and yeah, now I miss my dad.
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 2h
The pic is from a bottle my parents brought over after they went house hunting in Hungary. They take their distilled stone fruit seriously in that part of the world. And ngl it's lovely. Do they drink too much of it? absolutely!
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 2h
....goes to the google...
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 3h
Let's normalize putting bits for fruit from whatever the brandy is made of into the bottle.
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 3h
listen if you're gonna use fancy words on me, i'm going to need another glass of wine
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 3h
interesting yes, but stunned?
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 3h
still way too kind
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 5h
You're not missing much.
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 5h
If I was manager I'd demand that everyone shave off their moustaches.
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 5h
Ok make up some bullshit mid-season tournament. Learn from soccer, they love doing that stuff.
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 5h
Yup
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 5h
climate change is over.
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 5h
Again I think it's when you play a 162 season, and "series" feels like a big deal.
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 5h
This is what happens when you celebrate too much for a measly division win. Right @gyeincognito.bsky.social?
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 6h
cuz you're so hot. c'mon!
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 7h
Um why are you not in the broadcast booth?
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Matt Lorenzi @stickers66.bsky.social · 7h
I had this happen! It was nasty. When you are your own admin it's a no win.