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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 1d

im happy to expand on these statement for anyone who wants to hear it

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 1d

hottest takes from a discussion last night that i wholeheartedly believe: 1) 'the male loneliness epidemic is a necessary and natural progression of human evolution' and 2) 'fundamentally, a cis-het man cannot be happy'

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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 2d

im on my first gamedev team rn and man the autism is rife, we went on a whole sonic tangent and its RELEVANT TO THE WORK!!!!!!! awesome!!!

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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 2d

does anyone know about murena /e/ OS and fairphone? i need to change my phone and im sick of apple and google and any and all AI bullshit,

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 3d

at least i dont have to move country now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 3d

another day another rejection…

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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 3d

that being said if you want a ruthless beta reader who got a perfect act score for reading and writing and has 2 english APs and straight As for english composition at university level hit me up (unsubtle brag)

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 3d

okay but it’s literally not…

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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 6d

white family of the year award goes to mine, the 4 of us are going to bon jovi together

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 6d

at work this dad was telling us that his kid who must’ve been about 6 was obsessed with pokemon and was going as ash for halloween, and then he added “and his 1 year old little brother is gonna be pikachu” cutest shit i ever heard

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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 8d

ok i was reading a LOT at the time but i’m pretty sure i was talking about this one archiveofourown.org/works/431378...

buy back the secrets - Chapter 1 - sundiscus - Batman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 13d

im actually horrified how could marvel do this to me

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 13d

nightcrawler… this isnt you… please come back to me T^T

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 13d

EW WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO MY BOY

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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 14d

i am SO overwhelmed, why is everything happwning all at once

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · 17d

my little brother turned 20 today so im officially decrepit and geriatric

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · Oct 1

i live in the house of 1000 corpses upon which have befallen the ten plagues of egypt

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · Sep 25

work let me keep the giant deadpool/batman promo poster

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · Sep 25

tim drake pink floyd fan, conner kent alkaline trio fan.

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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · Sep 25

tiktok ruined character playlists no one gets these guys like i do

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · Sep 25

i miss 8tracks

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · Sep 23

mannn i dont want an answer to autism, i love being autistic, what i want is to be transsexual in peace, im literally just trying to live, for the love of fuck guys

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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · Sep 19

im blaming everyone who likes qotsa

alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · Sep 19

also what kinda fucking soad fan has this kind of money

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alfie @straysomnium.bsky.social · Sep 19

im not gonna get a fucking credit card just to go to ur stupid show ill kill you

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