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Ruthie

@streetcarp.bsky.social

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · Sep 2

Freddo wants to show you his little fangs. 🥰

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 3d

The only question I want to know the answer to is which drivers, if any, did a wee in the car 😂

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 3d

A weekend of non-stop wins. Unreal!

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 3d

Get paid, forget how miserable it is and then do it all again the next month. Rinse, repeat 😂

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 3d

Not fun at all but the overtime money will be when I get paid at the end of the month! 😂

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 3d

😂 he did my head in!

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 3d

F1 in bed after a boiling hot bubble bath. A nice way to end a Sunday 🥰

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 3d

Shit, just seen this. I really hope everything goes well for the little guy - sending lots of positive thoughts!

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

Been at work since 5am and this random fucker will not stop talking. Rabbiting on about nonsense - i can hear him over my headphones 🥱🤡

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

Technically 60 as I get an hour for lunch, but im still there so im counting it 😂

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

In the spirit of me keeping busy so I have zero thinking time ill be working 13 hours a day from tomorrow until Thursday. 65 hours in five days. It seemed like a good idea at the time, slightly regretting it now 😵‍💫

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

Yeahhhhhh! Utter chaos! Wtf did i just watch 😂😂😂😂

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

Oh my god! 😂😂😂😂😂 incredible!!!

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

Let's gooooooooooo Max!

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

Oh wow 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

Also I don't run super fast - maybe you're gunning it all the time 😂

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

Ignore me - Unless i go past 6k, then im a sweaty mess 😂😂 this was 3k each side so I was basically an ice block 🤣

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

Kinda weird but I dont really sweat when I run - only at the gym. If anything my body temp drops whenever I run- i was fucking freezing 🥶 😂

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 4d

Ran to the nail shop, got my nails done, did some bits in town and ran back. So this is technically two runs that i just paused for an hour and a half. Keeping busy, busy, busy.

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 5d

Oi! It's made my pathetic week!

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 5d

🥳 🎉 YEAAAHHHHhHHhHh!!!!!

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 5d

So do i 😂😂 that sounds insane, ill have to try ot!

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 5d

I swear, three drinks and im gone these days!

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 5d

I got some cherry cola spiced rum for my birthday and if you drink it with diet coke it tastes just like cherry coke. No booze detected, its lethal - I'm off my tits already 🤣

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Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 5d

Not so much today but the last week! I cant keep up!

Ruthie @streetcarp.bsky.social · 5d

I swear F1 has more drama than every season of Real Housewives.