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Stunt Cock Malone
@stuntcockmalone.bsky.social
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Horny geek living in The PNW looking for 🎥 & freaky fuck buds. Where are my fellow BJJ/Wrestlers?
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I feel like I need to take an entire bottle of Doxy and Prep this morning. Treasure Trail was so much fun yesterday. Hearing men grunt like horny cavemen and watching all the hot action helped me drain my balls 3 times 🤤 hope you had fun @rascalcub.bsky.social 😈
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Almost closed my rings fucking at Treasure Trail 💪
Ugh man. It’s so much fun to drill
Raunchy gay sex is a form of protest
As much as I love ass I love stiff dicks and loads. 🤤
So fuckin hot 🔥 🥵
Raised most my life in the Midwest by Southern/Caribbean parents I consider myself a nice guy by default. I always have poppers and water waiting for my boys when they come over for a pounding. Once the clothes come off the Poundtown DC side comes out 😛 😈
I am all for expressing yourself, especially in today’s fucked up world. Painted nails are fine for me, but long fake nails are just a boner killer for me. Dude came by the other day with utensils for a charcuterie boards on his finger tips. Sorry. Not for me. Looks dangerous. 😅
Growing up there was a local late night creature feature show in my home town. We watched the edited tv version during a sleepover, but a few years later when my family was able to afford “cable”/HBO I watched the unedited version. 🤤 This flick sparked something in me Fo sho
So I heard Danish men had big hogs, and now I know it’s true. This dude visiting the area just swung by with a massive pipe. He didn’t last long after I hit his second hole, but it was still hot. HUGE fucking load 🤤
A few years ago after my first hip surgery I met the promoter for this party in Tulum. I want to go to this event so bad and run into him again. He was soooo sexy!
Something my Pops taught my brothers and I not to rely on fancy cars, and gifts to keep someone happy in a relationship ship. Most people want to be taken care(cooking /cleaning), and good dick downs of course 😈. The building grill was busted, but the ribs were still pretty good.
I’ll put it in ya next time I visit!
New style scrubs are fit like athletic gear and show off your body in certain areas 🍆/ 🍑. I have caught this new travel nurse checking me out a few times now. If I didn’t have a “don’t shit where ya eat” rule this boy would get it 🤣
I have one regret from my last relationship: I took out my Prince Albert piercing. Thankfully the hole remained open for over 1o years. Now I need to stretch it back to the heavy gauge!
You know you’re a horn dog when you still want to get your dick wet even though your back is fucked up from working out 😅
Portland is such a quirky city. Some days it’s dry as fuck, then on a random Monday I am waiting for my second hole of the day to swing by 🤷‍♂️