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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV
@stuthelimey.bsky.social
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 4h
Columbo in this sense is like the ocean, wonderful to observe, thrilling to interact with, but at all times you must remember it can destroy so must always be respected
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 15h
I mean I suppose I could do 3 5ft skeletons in a trench coat but it just seems like a compromised vision
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16h
5 ft. LED Pose-N-Stay Skeleton is $17.98 at Home Depot buff.ly/jgWxDIE #ad
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 1d
I'm guessing apple cinemas got extremely favourable terms to take over the Providence place space.
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 2d
Offended someone by laughing at their "we are Charlie Kirk" bumper sticker. Would do it again.
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 5d
Too late, the woke courts who hate fathers have already given her full custody of Braydyn and Brixton but she didn't get my Harley, suck it Deborah.
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 5d
youtube is insistent I want to hear about internecine booktok drama and therefore the incredible literature they are mad at each other about.
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 7d
The amount I have heard and sung the "icky sticky sticky bubblegum" song, I should have every right to hate her. That said, I would join the Protect Ms Rachel Provisional Army in a goddamn heartbeat
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 7d
Returning in triumph to the discord and declaring "the itchyanus skip is now the Nobel Prize skip"
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 9d
If the toddler continues to love the Cars movies enough that we have to visit the Disneyland™ Cars Land™ I need a way to signal that I am not a Disney adult.
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 9d
Makeup and good lighting to stop looking like TOTAL ASS on camera are WOKE and MEL GIBSON would throw them in a LIVING HELL
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 10d
Creepy dude asking if he can skip the military truck ride and get right to assaulting a zombie
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 10d
Not pushing until ten gifted subs
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 11d
When that son of a bitch Van Owen opens a school for troubled teens
gonebabygone.bsky.social Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11d
Scrolled past Toni Collette in Wayward too fast and thought she was Warren Zevon
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 11d
I couldn't resist being Amberly Short in this scenario, I'd get caught so quick
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 12d
Almost certainly calls them numchucks or nunchaku no in-between
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 13d
May flights of angels whisk him to the Chinese dick sucking factory in the sky
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 13d
This is a ridiculous answer Google AI, you are worse than useless
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 13d
"What if your insides were a smurf?" a question only haute couture can answer
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 13d
every guy featured in an episode of Guys is a Chuck Norris guy. It is the one constant.
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 13d
It's Calder Fall.. der
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 14d
Don't forget they are perfect for trying to aggressively peel out from a car meet and immediately losing control
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 14d
Hmm does that make Weezer the boys equivalent of Taylor? Don't get it and I know a bunch of people with otherwise good taste who are ride or die for them
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 14d
Look at Mr big time international traveller over here, climbing stairs like a real European fancy boy. Real Americans threaten elevation changes with guns.
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 15d
I want to splash out THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY American dollars for tickets to "THE COURT SAID I COULD PICK THEM UP AT 4:30 DEBORAH!" Tour
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 15d
You know if I were a group of guys who look like recently divorced Best Buy managers, I probably wouldn't name it the "LET ME COME HOME" tour
A promo image for a band called HOME FREE advertising the LET ME COME HOME TOUR. The band appears to be compromised of five middle aged men it's an awful winter cozy themed promo image but a couple of them have leather jackets because they are cool.
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