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Stymie Coyote
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 14h
My brain glitched out for a moment and I could have sworn the text box read ”I’m the Mayor of Flavortown”.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 1d
I've just now learned you call your tum "reputation".
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 2d
What’s the exchange ratio for yinglets to yings?
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 2d
Oh, you were talking about a sportsball?

Heh, how nice for you, I was lusting after women with fat asses.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 3d
Flabby bearthday!
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 4d
SLIWAMENTUM!
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 5d
…bs!
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 7d
Leppy Thanksgiving!
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 8d
Is Queenie herself the bed? If so, sold.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 8d
Minor exception: the recent Absolute Batman is very much not for the rich.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 8d
DON'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO WITH HIS ASS EARS
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 10d
Badgers is stripey dogs what need their nails trimmed.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 10d
Werewolf? He’s right there, he’s basically impossible to miss.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 10d
No cake and no cow snuggles make Stymie something something
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 10d
ROLL MY DICE
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 11d
Nice, MY TURN! I PLAY POT OF GREED TO DRAW THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK!
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 12d
...and the coeds and the jocks and your friends and whatever else you can see...
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 12d
Yes... eating the "cake"... of course...
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 12d
Heh… boob…
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 12d
If you start now, you might be able to acquire enough belts by next Halloween.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 12d
That’s a weird way of saying you’re the main killer/monster, right?
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 14d
What’s the protocol for controlling what they have for young men to enjoy, along with the proportion of none-to-all the boys?
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 14d
If that happened to me I’d stop so fast it’d sound like a thunderclap.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 15d
That doesn't look like anything at all to me.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 16d
"The implied freedom of shedding one's form for that of a creature that lives outside of the strictures of human society!"

*Steve Harvey scandalized face.gif*
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