Mary Bartram
@stymistress.bsky.social
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Scoring too high to early. No where to go. Last one was very good but isn't the one who was a child dancer in Billy Elliot?

Votes :-
Alex
Jimmy
La Voix
Ross
Balvinder

#strictly
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He will get extra for getting his chest out. Good Costumes. I didn't think it was good as the judges did? #strictly
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OK to quote Bruce "They are my favourites" 🙂
stymistress.bsky.social
Ouch. One of my nephews scratched my BiL's eye and he suffered from that. Very painful.
stymistress.bsky.social
Yes it looked too messy. Hard routine though.
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She looks fab. Hair suits her #strictly
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Liked Jimmy, always a difficult one for the male celebs. He did well. #strictly
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No not worth 7's #strictly
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Too much filler going on. Costumes and Sets don't seem to have the budgets they used to. #strictly
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Craig just said Spiky. This one one wasn't for me. Puts the effort in thou. #strictly
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I think he is actually improving. Well done Ross! #strictly
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Judges looking good tonight. Nice dresses #strictly
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Yes I was. The same sister along with her best friend were bouncing on the bed. I bounced off the bed when they both bounced down and landed face down on the floor. Broken nose. 😂
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I thought you were going to go for the one when you locked us in the porch and decided to break the glass to get out with your fist instead of using a shoe or something. However top tip for frequent A&E visitors. You get seen really quick if you are bleeding all over their floor 🩸.
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A friend after a party in hotel lift with bags of chips. Leaning against the back of lift. It wasn't it was a lift with doors both sides, fell on her back when doors opened sending chips flying everywhere.
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I think the local A&E had doubts about me. My poor mother got strongly questioned when I turned up with a swollen shut black eye (Fell over and hit my head on the corner of the coffee table) fortunately my sister had borne witness and stated "The baby fell over and hit her head and it's real".
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Ow hope no permanent injury sustained. Bet it looked funny though 🙂
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The same time and bone as David Beckham, the jokes were endless. My plaster was a nice sparkly purple though. Everyone wrote it drew on it. The nurse asked me if I wanted to keep it. I declined as a fully grown adult 😆