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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 12h

I’d just been to the pub

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 12h

Yuk

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 13h

Ended up with a quiche for Elevenses - so still don’t know which we will have - suspect a roast.

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 13h

Interesting! Thank you

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 19h

Date #46 (XLVI)
Will be Out the door at 9am* to be at hers by 10. Puppy play first then seaside with pup and granddaughter. So here’s the quandary. If you are at the seaside you have to have fish’n’chips right?
But it’s a Sunday do you have to have a roast!
Which is it?
*must be love

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

I have standards
Fairly low
But some standard

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Stings already here

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Johnson looks like he’s stuck his fork in a live 13 amp socket

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Day #1 of home alone
So far I’ve rebelled
-Left the bath mat down in the bathroom after a shower
-left music playing whilst I popped out
-had the cricket on every smart speaker in the house
-left the back door open when THE HEATINGS ON!

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

I’m shocked
Shocked I tell you

Rebekah Higgitt @rhiggitt.bsky.social · 2d

Ya don't say! www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Boris Johnson breached rules designed to stop abuse of contacts made in public office, watchdog finds

Johnson found to have breached rules after refusing to answer specific questions about allegations published by the Guardian

www.theguardian.com

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Hmmm

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

You are so right
As my WINO will eventually come back

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Home alone for a week!!!’

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Have a great night! I’m sure you will

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

They even did my lovely horse as a request!
Where are you seeing them?

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

And the guest poet (with a poem about northern authors) was wonderful

And dinner at Unos trattoria on the quayside before hand - which was fantastic

Date #46 tomorrow

And we’ve booked for Tori Amos in 2026!

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Date #45 (XLV) update

Brilliant gig last night - The Divine Comedy at the Glasshouse Gateshead - an amazing venue. Not seen him/ them for 25 odd years and they’ve got better

By turns it was poignant, funny, sad, hilarious, moving, cutting, uplifting, theatrical and just all around brilliant

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 2d

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 2d

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 2d

Meanwhile
Somewhere in America ….

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 2d

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 2d

Sadly it’s tickets to see her
I’ve not ordered Tori herself

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 2d

Meanwhile
Somewhere in America ….

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 2d

Meanwhile
Somewhere in America ….

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 2d

Yes!!!!

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