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Witty Houston

@suemason.bsky.social

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Deep thoughts, hearty laughs, and hard work. “The rich are protected by the law but not bound by it; the poor are bound by the law but not protected by it.”

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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · Feb 22

5 Things I Didn’t Do Last Week
1. I didn’t try to coup my country.
2. I didn’t hack the Social Security, the Treasury or IRS
3. I didn’t check Fort Knox to “see if the gold is still there”
4. I didn’t fire federal nuclear safety workers doing their jobs
5. I didn’t quid pro quo Ukraine - again.

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 22h

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 23h

Six of them don’t deserve it.

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Michael Preston @rmpreston.bsky.social · 1d

Cal Raleigh averages one home run every 8.4 at bats against Toronto for his career, the best against any team.

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Did the Mariners hit a homer? @marinershomers.bsky.social · 1d

Records that were broken by Cal Raleigh in 2025

All of the records Cal Raleigh broke in 2025.

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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 1d

Second half of the clip.
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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 1d

Does your child use an Oculus or Quest VR headset?
Meta’s own safety researchers has said they WILL encounter sexual content, not might, will.

Meta’s response to the researchers findings?
Why, they fired them of course.

This is over 3min long. So I created two clips.
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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 1d

Singing to the rhinoceros. This one really got me in my feels.
🥹🥹🥹

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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 1d

Is liberalism dead? It might be.

Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 1d

They’re such bullies! I love it.
And of course you get into position. 😂

Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 1d

When my cats were alive (they’re were handed sisters) I’d come home from work and change clothes and they’d just wait for me to sit down so they could both pile on my lap. If I was taking too long making and eating my dinner there was significant meowing.
It was the best thing in the world.

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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 1d

Right?

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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 2d

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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 2d

Notice everyone else around him? All sitting

Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 2d

I mean… jailing billionaires doesn’t seem so awful now does it? I wish we did it to ours. They’re ruining our country and we just let them.
Not sure why this is a bad practice? 🤷‍♀️

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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 2d

Everything in this country is a grift.
It’s been going on for 40+ years but now it’s out in the open.
They don’t even try to hide it anymore.
And no one will be punished.

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NewsCurrentNow @newscurrentnow.com · 2d

Gavin Newsom: “What more evidence of authoritarianism do you need? These guys aren’t screwing around. We can no longer screw around. It’s all at stake. People need to wake up. We can’t continue to play by the old set of rules.“

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Usdi Crittenden @lilusdi.bsky.social · 3d

Anyway. Free Palestine and End Antisemitism. These are not remotely conflicting statements.

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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 2d

“This isn’t for you kitty.
The cuddles? They are not for you. They’re for me.”
#Caturday

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Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 2d

They also underestimate the Jared Leto hatred.
I won’t go see a movie if he is starring in it.
Hard pass.

Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 2d

Well now. Look at the stank face on Jared and Ivanka. Hahahahaha!!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Witkoff tries to praise Netanyahu in Tel Aviv, but has a hard time finishing his thought because of booing

Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 2d

🥹💖🐈🐈‍⬛

Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 2d

Maryland in the great DMV.

Witty Houston @suemason.bsky.social · 2d

I know it’s #Caturday but look! The elephants are singing along.
And the BABY! 🥹🐘

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