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sum garf

@sumgarf.bsky.social

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Nov 23

it’s sumgarf saturday which is where everyone either gives me a forehead kiss or sends me noods

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 14

our annual Valentines breakfast tradition of WaHo and terrorizing locals with my music on TouchTunes 💞

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 13

price is nothing but a number and Beyoncé is not a renewable resource

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 11

chest day best day

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 6

i got very lucky 😂

sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 6

thank you! we met on hinge!

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 6

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 6

Josh and I went on our first date five years ago today. It’s been the best 5 years of my life. 🩷 pls look at our first photo together from 2020 😭 we were babies!!

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 6

it’s a workout social media app! first day using it but I like it so far

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 6

add me on hevy 🏋🏻‍♂️
username is sumgarf

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 5

speak on it

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alex 🌱 @aalex.top · Feb 5

II Hands II Heaven kinda one of the best songs of all time

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 3

Cowboy Carter hit so much harder at the gym today

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 2

no like I literally have such a positive outlook today lol

sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 2

Oh I wasn’t depressed I just needed the weather to be 80 degrees again and be in a speedo

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Feb 2

Happy Saturday from me and my children, Diaz and Stevie 🖤🩵

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Jan 31

well sorta kinda

sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Jan 31

it’s cutting szn 😩

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Jan 20

the movie of the (last) year

sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Jan 19

TL asleep?

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Jan 18

fortunately and unfortunately we’re actually so back

sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Jan 16

no literally it’s one of lives few joys 😭

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Jan 14

oldest selfie on my phone from January 2016 👽

sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Jan 14

right do I stay up until midnight

sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Jan 13

look at that horse

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · Jan 11

she’s incapable of not being mother