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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 2h

Yeeeeeeah, suck on this Holy Sword, bitches!

sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 2h

Lol of course he does

sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 10h

The problem is Pokemon games often look like they were made on a shoestring budget.

If people weren't fiends for the franchise and approached it objectively, a lot of stuff wouldn't fly. But they are, and it can, so whatever - good for Nintendo I guess.

sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 10h

My interactions with LC employees:

"Y'all have anything Hot-n-Ready?"

✅ Yes ➡️ Buy whatever it is 💳

❌ No ➡️ Hit the bricks🚶

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 11h

I absolutely hate pre-ordering so I just buy them when they hit the retailers (VGP, PNP, previously Best Buy).

There are a few titles that have sold out quickly at retail but I've always been able to get what I want.

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 12h

You changed your mind about DQ3?

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 14h

I love subtitles, but I can't stand the fucking Tik Tok videos reposted to every other social site with the auto-generated, one-word-at-a-time highlighting auto-subtitles, complete with transcription errors and everything.

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 14h

I think so. Maybe only certain grocers still carrying the crunchy finger hats

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

I think this is one of the most jealous moments I've ever had on this site

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

It's still alive but temporarily paralyzed from being kept at low temp in a cooler, so act fast

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

Salmon furikake atop
Smoked salmon atop
Salmon sashimi atop
Baked salmon atop
A live salmon
🐟

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

Is there a world where MSFT acquires (the private company) Valve?

That's my fucking nightmare.

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

I just remembered that they made an agreement to keep COD on PS for 10 years.

I don't think it will happen either. I think it will just be branding on other hardware.

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

MSFT has no chance unless they make COD an exclusive.

If Nintendo or Sony pay Squenix for exclusivity for FFXVII or DQXII (or both) that could be big.

I can't think of literally anything else.

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

I just want to say thanks for continuing to provide updates here.

And thanks for continuing to support Pauper!

sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

Translation: until Trump kicks the bucket

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

This seems like quite the undertaking, but also seems like an improved version in every way.

Love cardamom, love sweet potatoes. Lamb still there, lentils are great.

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

Bill 200 yds let's go

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, the video game donkey

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

Who's Jason?

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

I remember when I first picked up an Xbox controller at my buddy's house and I noticed that the buttons were reversed and it annoyed me and I never got over it.

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

a pikachu with a surprised look on his face .

ALT: a pikachu with a surprised look on his face .

media.tenor.com

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

🤣🤣🤣

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 1d

😵🔫

sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 2d

There was never any doubt!

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