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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 11h

of course this walking piss jug is upset by a cartoon, appearance is literally all she cares about. just look up how she looked before all this regime shit, look at all of her staged photos of committing crimes against humanity

someone tried to put frosting on shit and is learning that never works

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 11h

he looks like even just seeing a broken escalator would send him into a full on panic attack for fear of having to use the stairs

if his belt somehow gained human form and sentience, it would immediately file a workman's comp lawsuit against him

his aura is basement skin and veal

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 11h

i know talking about peoples' appearances is considered low brow and all, but these people have all but asked for the gloves off

he looks like he couldn't even beg for the attention of a woman if she and him were the last 2 people on earth being tasked with repopulation

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 11h

this is exactly the kind of thing that needs to be said

the time for decorum and political correctness is long over, these people need to be told as directly as possible in their own language

fuck nazis. when they go low, let's get even lower and make them aware of the bottoms of their graves

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 13h

someone should tell antifa that the government is looking for him on the next team zoom call

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 14h

all i have to say is come try us motherfuckers

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 14h

you can type the full word "pedophile" on the internet, it isn't illegal

well, not yet anyway

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 14h

oh look, ANOTHER extrajudicial execution in the ocean

any of you complacent cowards planning on doing anything?

(the cowards in office collecting paychecks and enjoying free healthcare while their colleagues burn down the country)

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 16h

and especially fuck the guy who shocks his dog while streaming

i hope i never wind up anywhere within your presence as i will certainly be fighting the urge to force you to swallow your teeth, fucking coward

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 18h

this is fucking psychotic

like there are no other words, these people continue to leave no doubt that they are some of the dumbest people in the history of the world

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 4d

he looks like someone illustrated what a meth high personified looks like and it gained sentience and then learned to subsist entirely on gas station boner pills and hot dogs

he is what sheets of drywall have nightmares about

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 4d

what are some good sports accounts to follow here? i feel like all i see is predominantly political rage stuff, so i'd definitely enjoy more of the respite from chaos that sports provides

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 4d

jesus christ what planet do these people live on?

it's absolutely not the same one as the rest of us, this shit is absolutely unhinged

for fuck's sake he renamed the department of defense to the department of WAR and they refer to their soldiers as "war fighters"

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 4d

fuck this guy, he's always been a fucking idiot

i hope you see this frankie because we all know you're the type of person to sit around and search for mentions of your name on the internet, useless bag of rat dicks

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 4d

can we just perpetually refer to her instead as "Krusty Gnome"?

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 5d

this motherfucker needs to go. they all need to go, but this particular parasite is quite possibly the most immediately dangerous person in the country.

he is psychotic, cognitively impaired, perilously misinformed and will directly contribute to deaths of american citizens.

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 5d

"respect democracy"

quit fucking sanewashing this shit and quit verbally coddling these psychopaths - THEY ARE PROTECTING A RING OF PEDOPHILES

they've never respected democracy and have been actively dismantling it for months, gonna need a lot more than these lukewarm social media posts

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 5d

i'm so fucking sick of streamers and "content creators"

you vapid motherfuckers have nothing to offer anyone

lets go back to a time where narcissistic dullards werent given a platform and weren't being told their experiences are interesting and should be vomited across the internet

fucking plague

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 7d

dog they call it "chiraq" for a reason, these gravy seals will not survive any meaningful combat initiation 🤣

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 10d

i understand why they cling to their desire to remain masked

homeboy in the stripes looks like his family tree is a wreath

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 10d

it's just a wild thing and annoyingly prevalent in my vanilla ass neighborhood

"yo fuck these leaves, someone else can deal with em now lol"

kinda accurate analogy for the country right now though ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10d

Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism.

I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 10d

wow she got 400k clicks from a link, ive worked in IT for 15 years and I could generate 400k clicks on a link

that is not a relevant statistic and you're predictably radio silent about her maga ties

bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 11d

she's best buds with a dumb maga gash and one of the biggest hypocrites of our time, she's hardly liberal or progressive and she makes soulless music for vapid teens who get their personalities from tiktok

swifties are mentally ill

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bluesky_user @suumcuuique.bsky.social · 11d

as the seeds you've cast away take hold
war will be born
rejoice, the age of the fall has begun
we'll dance as the palaces burn

a shotgun blast into the face of deceit
you'll gain your just reward
we'll not rest until the purge is complete
you will reap what you've sown

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