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swearyspider.bsky.social
Sweary Spider
@swearyspider.bsky.social
130 followers 120 following 300 posts
Profane arachnid, loves biting, radioactivity and typos.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 13h
Also. You don’t follow back. Your 15k follow deficit proves this.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 13h
Fuck betting companies. They prey on the weak.

I’d happily see them all burn.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 13h
Meh. Not really.

Karma would’ve cut a bit off a few months at a time.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 13h
Ohhhh. There’s a reason why RFK survived brain worms. They starved to death.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 13h
Wordle can fuck off.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 13h
Sadly, he doesn’t give a fuck. They know the truth hasn’t even got its shoes on before the lies have run amok.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 14h
I wish my brain would shut up like yours does.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 14h
Don’t you even think ‘what a twat, I’d love it if they xyz’?
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 15h
You’re a PhD waiting to be researched. 🤣
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 15h
That’s an inner monologue, you’re just externalising it.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 15h
Depends with me. Normally it’s English, but weirdly in Welsh when it’s love/positive stuff
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 19h
Not very creative, crims…
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 19h
I mean, they could’ve cut bits off for YEARS.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 20h
I can’t work out whether I think ‘good riddance’ or that he should’ve suffered the rest of his life behind bars.
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack
Ian Watkins was serving a 29-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.
www.bbc.com
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 2d
Yeaaa. Ditched the big for a while cause I couldn’t keep up with replying - and I don’t like being rude
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 2d
If I mix a knob of butter, three eggs, 30mls of milk and heat it gently whilst stirring in some melted butter, I get a lovely scrambled egg.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 2d
Always thought Tim Westwood was a creepy old perv.

68 years old and still dresses in tracksuits, ring any bells?
a picture of santa claus with the words now then
ALT: a picture of santa claus with the words now then
media.tenor.com
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 5d
Lmao. I just made Texan paranoia up. But there you go, validating it.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 5d
What’s your other account? I’d love to follow it if it’s getting banned.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 5d
Which. Ironically. Wasn’t shadow banned.
You seeing the weird here? Their tech would suppress ALL of it if they wanted to.
This sounds a bit like good ol’ fashioned Texan paranoia to me.

It’s all those guns.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 5d
Dude. You’re not a big account. Your engagement is decent, what’s your gripe?
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 5d
I’m gonna bed.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 5d
My tool works well.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 5d
This thing says you’re not.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 5d
How so?
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