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Swerve Strickland (Parody) @swervehouserp.bsky.social · Jul 7

Nice to see nobody believes in me
Has no confidence in me
Great
I love that

Love that feeling of being alone

From Isolation comes Innovation

Can't wait to prove the doubters wrong-/

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roleplayaew717.bsky.social @roleplayaew717.bsky.social · Jun 30

Massive AEW hiring immediately
To sign please dm and follow us for more information
Please 💙 and 🔁 to spread the word

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wwe (Parody) @wwerp717.bsky.social · Jun 30

Massive WWE hiring immediately
To sign please dm and follow us for more information
Please 💜 and 🔁 to spread the word

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Swerve Strickland (Parody) @swervehouserp.bsky.social · Jun 19

Love life

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Ships

🇺🇲 Single Ship rp only

🇺🇲 Closed ship only

🇺🇲 Married, in love and committed to @statementmone.bsky.social
Everyone else can Fuck off

Swerve Strickland (Parody) @swervehouserp.bsky.social · Jun 19

Career

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Swerve Strickland (Parody) @swervehouserp.bsky.social · Jun 19

Career Accolades (@wwerp717)

🇺🇲 ECW Champion

🇺🇲 Longest reigning ECW Champion and Champion in all of WWE history

🇺🇲 Mr Money in the Bank (2024) and successful cash in

🇺🇲 Husband to a World Champion
Mercedes Moné (@statementmone.bsky.social)

Swerve Strickland (Parody) @swervehouserp.bsky.social · Jun 19

Career Accolades (@wwerp717)

🇺🇲 ECW Champion

🇺🇲 Longest reigning ECW Champion and Champion in all of WWE history

🇺🇲 Mr Money in the Bank (2024) and successful cash in

🇺🇲 Husband to a World Champion
Mercedes Moné (@statementmone.bsky.social)

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Swerve Strickland (Parody) @swervehouserp.bsky.social · Jun 19

Ships

🇺🇲 Single Ship rp only

🇺🇲 Closed ship only

🇺🇲 Married, in love and committed to @statementmone.bsky.social
Everyone else can Fuck off

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Swerve Strickland (Parody) @swervehouserp.bsky.social · Jun 19

🇺🇲 WHOSE HOUSE, SWERVE HOUSE!

🇺🇲 This Big Pressure Kid

🇺🇲 Swerve The Greatest

🇺🇲 Face of the Franchise

🇺🇲 Literate & Descriptive

🇺🇲 Swerve The Realest

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Tiffany stratton ✨️Parody ✨️ @tiffyinthebank.bsky.social · Jan 29

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TIFFANY STRATTON

an au/independent portrayal of TIFFANY stratton • former Nxt champion• money in the bank winner • Crossovers Welcome. Ships w/ chem. Dark & Mature themes, & NSFW 🔞 semi post. Drama zone free or 🚫

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Anna Jay ☆Parody☆ @starofshow.bsky.social · Dec 5

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☆Anna Jay ☆

an au/independent portrayal of Anna Jay• star of the show• Crossovers Welcome. Ships w/ chem. Dark & Mature themes, & NSFW 🔞 semi post. Drama free zone or 🚫 Video from tik tok

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Bobby Roode (Fake) @glorious1rp.bsky.social · Jan 27

GLORIOUS BOBBY ROODE
Single Straight Male
Works for @wwerp717.bsky.social
NXT Champion
Smackdown Tag Team Champion
TNA World Heavyweight Champion
TNA World Tag Team Champion

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Dolph Ziggler/Nic Nemeth (Roleplay) @showtheworldrp.bsky.social · Jan 27

Nic Nemeth/Dolph Ziggler
Straight
DTF
21+
Open for Companies
@wwerp717.bsky.social
NSFW RP
Single not dating
DMs open don't be shy
New daddy on the block

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The Miz (Roleplay) @icametoplayrp.bsky.social · Jan 27

The Miz
Straight
DTF
21+
Open for Companies
@wwerp717.bsky.social
NSFW RP
Single not dating
DMs open don't be shy
New daddy on the block

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Seth FUCKING Rollins (RP) @2015bestyear.bsky.social · Jan 27

Seth FUCKING Rollins
Straight Single
KINGSLAYER OF @wwerp717.bsky.social
Grand Slam Champion
Femboys and Trans Welcome
Dms always open
Rollins beats Reigns
Greatest World Heavyweight Champion
WORK HORSE!!

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AJ Styles parody @ajp1phenomenal.bsky.social · Jan 27

AJ Styles
The Phenomenal 1
BULLET CLUB member/Leader
Same admin @finishthestory.bsky.social
Married to @michinminx.bsky.social

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Tye Dillinger (RP) @perfect10rp.bsky.social · Jan 27

The Perfect 10 Tye Dillinger
Heterosexual Male Single
Signed to @wwerp717.bsky.social
Always enters the rumble at 10
10,10,10
Same writer as @finishthestory.bsky.social
🇨🇦
❤️ And 🔁

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eleganttstorm.bsky.social @eleganttstorm.bsky.social · Jan 26

Timeless with a mix of nightmare.

🇦🇺 3x AEW Women's world champion

🤘Nondtf (shipped on X)

🇦🇺 Friendly female writer (until provoked.)

🤘 Dms are open, always looking for friends.

🇦🇺 Not new to Toni just here.

🤘 Signed to @wwerp717.bsky.social First NXT UK Champ 🇦🇺💜

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𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒾𝒸ℯ ℒℯℛ𝒶ℯ @apoisonouspixie.bsky.social · Jan 9

𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒾𝒸ℯ ℒℯℛ𝒶ℯ
Not New to the character
21+
ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ.
ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀs ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ.
Friendly writer unless provoked
𝒞𝓇ℴ𝓈𝓈ℴ𝓋ℯ𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹𝓁𝓎
#ItzPurpleDragon

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Carlito cool @carlitocool475.bsky.social · Jan 21

My name is Carlito

Single/straight

Multiship

I don’t know seems pretty hard to me I love apples and spitting into people faces that are not cool🍎

Retweet & like

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Mariah May (Parody) @mariahmaywwe.bsky.social · Jan 27

The Glamour Mariah May
Signed to @wwerp717.bsky.social
Booed by many loved by all however my heart is with 1
@acbulletclub.bsky.social

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𝕵𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝕳𝐚𝐫𝐭 ⚊᨞🎔 [PARODY] @princessofhounds.bsky.social · Jan 24

"so you want to start a war? in the age of Icons?"

Julia Hart;

that spooky bitch everyone loves.
Violence, Violence is always the Answer,
Do not fear it, embrace your violent heart
it's human nature after all.

single/multiship.
chem only.

signed to @wwerp717.bsky.social
on NXT full time.

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𝕲𝖀𝕹𝕿𝕳𝕰𝕽 🇦🇹 @auraofprestige.bsky.social · Jan 21

-Big Daddy Walter
-The Ring General
-King Of The Ring Winner
-World Heavyweight Champion
-Longest Reigning IC & NXT UK Champion
-The Greatest Professional Wrestler

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Rumplestiltskin Parody @rumplegold.bsky.social · Jan 21

Parody RP account of Johnny Gargano
Vampire
Mature themes presented MDNI
Ships? I promise you won't be as good as Candice
Underestimate Johnny Gargano at your own risk

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Adam Cole parody @acbulletclub.bsky.social · Jan 27

Adam Cole (Bullet Club/Undisputed Era timelock)
Same writer as @finishthestory.bsky.social
Looking for BC and UE members
@mariahmaywwe.bsky.social 💘💖

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