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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 5h

porque somos pecadores 😩

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 6h

She’s perfect

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 6h

I love her

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 6h

I told my wife that when I die she has to let @lhistorienne.bsky.social take my phone because she has detailed instructions about what to delete and my wife should just let her, and my wife said OK, and I’m pretty sure me posting this on Bluesky makes it legally binding idk

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 6h

I mean, maybe yeah

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 7h

this was on my wife’s timeline and she said to me, how long did it take you to realize it was a paw? and I said it is what

A FB post about a new tattoo that has a hand reading for a paw but the paw just straight up looks like a penis idk

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 7h

you know that sound when a glowstick pops, right before the chemical reaction starts?

I think my brain just did that

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 13h

Five years ago today we got married on YouTube and people all over the world dressed up and watched at home and a fox visited the wedding and I live tweeted the whole thing and we are still married and I am glad ❤️

A picture of us getting married on the TV that someone sent us

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 13h

🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶

The moon and petals from the love spell in Practical Magic

little Sally looking at the moon in Practical Magic

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Alex MacTavish @amactavish.bsky.social · 16h

Sometimes it’s Farrah Fawcett, sometimes it’s Shirley Temple, and sometimes it’s Medusa. And you will be the last to know

🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · Sep 3

curly hair is an adventure because sometimes you wake up and it looks great and sometimes you wake up and it looks incomprehensibly bad and there is no way to know what kind of day today is going to be until, like Perseus, you tiptoe to take a fateful look into the mirror

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 1d

it makes it more like my mind (warped)

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 1d

phew

PEOPLE CLAIM THE 'RAPTURE IS BACK ON FOR THIS WEEK BECAUSE THE WRONG
CALENDAR WAS USED

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 1d

(unless you are multiplied by the speed of light squared)

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 2d

One of my favorite parts about watching videos online is finding the most unhinged ones possible and then looking to see which of my friends liked them because I always learn new things about them I didn’t know before

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 2d

Help Nick brainstorm this!

nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 2d

I think my drag name starts with Kristi and the last name needs to be something that is somehow like a synonym of gnome, or that looks like “n o e m” or that means vicious murderous heifer, and I’m definitely gonna need @swilua.bsky.social ‘s help with this project because I’ve bought a wig.

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nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 2d

I think my drag name starts with Kristi and the last name needs to be something that is somehow like a synonym of gnome, or that looks like “n o e m” or that means vicious murderous heifer, and I’m definitely gonna need @swilua.bsky.social ‘s help with this project because I’ve bought a wig.

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 3d

That turned out to be a joke gone awry by Threads users I found out. So annoying. Lol.

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 3d

My song of the day, because I feel like a lot of us have been at our worst points this year and yet we haven’t given up our cheerfulness QUITE YET even if only OUT OF SPITE GD IT
youtube.com/watch?v=1vfz...

notre dame

YouTube video by Paris Paloma - Topic

youtube.com

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 3d

I’m not particularly fussy, but most people like to use see through glass!

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 4d

TFW you raised your kids right 🥹

My daughter texted:

I also am making moon water!
Was just about to start writing down my intentions

I responded:
Excellent. Make extra. We need all the help we can get lol

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bex @blueraccoon.bsky.social · 4d

i am immediately adopting this rule

🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · Apr 5

we have a rule at our house that if it is past 9pm and you are having feelings, the only thing you are allowed to do is have a snack and go to bed, so anyway, I will be having a snack and going to bed!!

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 4d

❤️❤️

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · Apr 5

we have a rule at our house that if it is past 9pm and you are having feelings, the only thing you are allowed to do is have a snack and go to bed, so anyway, I will be having a snack and going to bed!!

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 4d

I think this deck is either @lhistorienne.bsky.social’s or @surliertexan.bsky.social’s!

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 4d

If I get out of bed past my bedtime just to help you do witchcraft, you know you’re a real BFF (ILY ❤️❤️)

Dr. Jamie LH Goodall @lhistorienne.bsky.social · 4d

Get you a bestie like @swilua.bsky.social who will make a special trip outside for you to make you supermoon-infused water for all your witchy needs 😭💕 I don’t deserve you! 😘

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