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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · Jan 17

"Beach Bod" pages 1-3

An 18+ Romantic Slice-of-Life Drama about a hippo with body insecurities finding a friend at a place he never expected.

An adaptation of the story by @bhaqu.bsky.social, which can be found here: archiveofourown.org/works/54705592

Enjoy!!

1. A wide shot of a beach with two masculine silhouettes playing frisbee in the waves, and a large figure sitting under an umbrella inland. 2. The larger figure was a hippo with hair covering his face and a baggy shirt and swimsuit. He fiddles with a bottle of soda with a look of melancholy. 3. The hippo sees a figure with a similar body type to him playing in the waves. 4. The figure is a black horse with a white stripe down his middle; it is a heavyset masculine figure wearing a bikini, a frilly cloth around his wide hips, and a sunhat. He gazes into the horizon with content. 5. The hippo looks at the horse with admiration. 6. The horse, in the same pose as before, notices the hippo looking at him and meets his eyes with a suspicious gaze. 7. The hippo turns his head away, attempting to hide his face with his hands.

1. The hippo looks up as a shadow is cast over him. 2. The horse makes a solumn side eye at the hippo, pointing to the right as if signaling him as he walks by. 3. The hippo stands up to follow the horse. 4. The hippo peers around the corner of the all-gender bathrooms. A sign stating that the restrooms are closed for no reason, signed by the management, followed by a crude drawing of a middle finger, is taped to the door. 5. The horse comes from off-screen to grab the hippo and pin him to the outside wall of the bathroom. He asks "What are you doing here? Are you messing with me?" The hippo is startled and nervous, and the horse is angry and defensive. 6. The horse continues to speak out of frame: "Are the others here too? Are you all havin' a laugh?" The hippo makes a face of recognition, pointing his finger at the horse and asking: "Wait... Chris?" 7. Chris the horse looks at the hippo with mascara-adorned eyes. "You didn't recognize me before, across the beach?" He asks. 8. The hippo looks at the embarrassed horse with a look of pattern recognition. An aetherial sub-panel is contained in the space above the hippo as if he is recalling an event. The event in question: Chris, in an office-friendly button-up shirt, and his hair in a man-bun, sits at the edge of the desk of the hippo, who is dressed in the same outfit, holding two coffee cups, offering one to the hippo. He says "Ayyy Thomas man, how 'bout two cups'a liquid caffeine for the - say it with me -" below the memory, Thomas the hippo finishes the quote: "'-Fifth floor big boys who also have long faces and small ears... and like si-fi movies...'"

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The Pigpen Comic @thepigpencomic.bsky.social · 20h

Looking for Group / Buscando un Grupo 2

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 20h

🗣️🗣️ the way of the magical road ♥️💙💜🧡💚
Thank you for articulating their appeal better than I could! It makes me so happy to see folks enjoying them as much as I enjoy drawing them ^^

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sori @sorimof.bsky.social · 1d

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 1d

Aaaaa thank you I can’t stop drawing them they got me fujoshing out (learned what that means this morning)

Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 1d

Witchplay part 2

A familiar’s duties include making sure his master’s boots have been secured snuggly in a timely manner 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️

The giraffe-witch from the first comic is sitting on a fancy pillow, with his fists on his hips, and his neck craned over his coyote familiar, watching as he helps pull up a second boot onto his master’s right hoof. The witch is a little distressed, but the familiar is very calm and happy.
Reggie: “I can’t believe we forgot my boots for the shoot!! why didn’t you say anything??”
Francisco: “I thought you looked great without them!”
“Of course YOU’D say that. Familiar is too horny to fulfill his duties! Familiar shall ride his master until Familiar cums 2- nay- 3 ounces tonight! And the boots stay on.”
“Of course Master. Just the boots right?”
“4 ounces!”

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Hourly 1990s Furry BBS @yifs-bot.bsky.social · 1d

ART/BBS/P/PIXYSTIX.GIF

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 2d

The familiar, however reluctantly, will not refuse his masters’ filth stew 😤

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🔞💅🐻Ginger🐻💅🔞 @gingerlybreadart.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t worry, he’s down bad too and has no idea it’s mutual

Illustration: a muscular anthro zebra man sits on a toilet in a public restroom, stroking his massive dick with his right hand while his left is up behind his head. His yellow polo shirt is pulled up over his pecs, and his black pants are around hus ankles. His eyes are tightly shut and he’s breathing heavily, blushing and sweating, in mid-orgasm. Cum spurts out of and runs down his dick, a little bit on his left thigh. He has a pink thought bubble, in which is a very bottom heavy fat elephant woman, wearing a pink cardigan and dark leggings, looking back at the viewer and smiling and waving.

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 2d

Every time this comes up on my tl I reach to immediately heart it before seeing I’ve already done so and then reapply my heart. I will do this every time

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Flow 1.5 @flogwence.bsky.social · Apr 30

dealing with an unruly patron the only way they know how

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 3d

The fellas are feeling festive

A chubby male giraffe dressed in a skimpy witch costume skips about, casting a spell on a broom to make it sweep and a pot to make it stir. Next to the stove, a fit male coyote dressed as a Dracula character squats and points to the pot inquisitively. Giraffe: stirring spell, sweeping spell, so many spells to cast!” Coyote: “not to question your wisdom, Master, but must you cast that sweeping spell in the kitchen next to an uncovered pot?” “Hmm well it actually sounds exactly like you’re questioning my wisdom, Familiar! Concern yourself not with my Filth Stew- you shall instead eat me out under the table for dinner. How’s that sound?” “Oh!… thank you, Master!” “And don’t worry I’ll save you a cup of stew ;)” “Ok thanks Master yeah.”

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 3d

Omg yes he is SHO SHWEET

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Mara Rabbit !! @mararabbit.bsky.social · 3d

Sweetie pie goat guy I made, his name is Amaryllis, or Ryll for short

A fat goat anthro wearing a crop top and shorts. He is adorned with different kinds of jewelry. He is standing and has his arm behind his back nervously.

The goat guy, Ryll, making a nervous expression and a gleeby sad one

Ryll running and being very exhausted. He’s notably wearing a pair of leggings with hearts on them.

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Blurplez(comms open) @blurplez.bsky.social · 4d

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 5d

Reddit is a sanctuary to those who used to argue for the “wrong side” in debate club “for the challenge”

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 5d

Sometimes I forget I can just do this

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Maja Öberg @majaoeberg.bsky.social · 6d

I do find it hilarious how they immediately backtracked after this and deleted the comment

a member of bluesky saying "Yeh" in response to the above post, with a journalist responding asking to get their exact quote over the thread in which the bluesky member responds with "what" and the journalist then rephrasing the question only for the bluesky member to delete the entire thread

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Anaugi @anaugi.bsky.social · 6d

I dont remember if I ever posted this one

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新金梦 Cozy Dragon @xinjinmeng.neocities.org · 10d

#Overheard
https://xinjinmeng.neocities.org
#artistxinjinmeng #scraps #toybox #doodles #oddsandsods #ocxinjinmeng #oclattatheyinglet #nonbinary #enby

👤: So yer non-binaries? Izzat an even split, or are you more masculine or feminine? 🐲: We're going to find out. Let's compare my box of old power supplies to my case of expired makeup.

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🔞✨️𝓐𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓷𝔂✨️🔞 - comms open! @honeycow.bsky.social · 6d

When tony waits tables at his new side hustle, he tends to knock the tables around a bit with his ample curves

At least his tips are always really good!
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Late take on the fatfur hooters trend but who doesn't enjoy a tubby cow in revealing clothes any day of the year?

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chester, omter @fratboychester.bsky.social · 9d

retweet if you ❤️LOVE❤️ fat guys😍

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 9d

🥺🥺🥹🥹🤗🤗 thank you so so much!! This really made my week!

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 9d

“Beach Bod” page 30

This comic is now wondering if it properly spent its 20’s well before realizing it needs to start saving for retirement instead of buying the bar rounds on Fridays

1. Chris: “Yes! I knew I saved it: ‘On rare occasions, strong new stimuli from various sources in a short period of time can result in an overflow of sexual desire. If this happens to your partner, the best way to deal with it is through sexual intercourse. Sometimes their bodies seek that release so much that their bodies prepare for it by itself.' So that explains why your anus was so relaxed around my cock. Right, Thomas?” Thomas (os): “Mmnn.”
2. Chris (os): “'If you come across someone who does not find the necessary release in time or if the state of desire persists after sexual intercourse, consult a doctor. A hormonal infusion is required in that state, as a prolonged period of hormonal overflow can result in serious complications.' Well we certainly didn't have to worry about THAT! You know? Cause of how I gave you an infusion of my-“ Thomas: “YES.”
3. Chris puts his phone down, leaning onto Thomas and putting his arm around him. Chris: “Pout all you need to, Sweety, but according to this medical journal, I basically saved your life! … even if it was a little embarrassing when the curry vendor gave us free food “for the good show”…” Thomas: “Stop, please, it’s shameful enough already.”
4. Thomas peers at Chris confrontationally through his fingers. Chris smiles with his eyes scrunched closed. Chris: “And you still have to explain yourself for calling me ‘Tommy.’” Chris: “Well… you. Called yourself Tommy a few minutes later, didn’t you?”
5. Chris leans back, blushing in surprise as Thomas reveals his own blushing face to yell. Thomas: “I was in fucking HEAT you can’t hold that against me!”
6. Chris smooches him on the nose, making him blush harder.
7. Chris leans into Thomas’ chest, wrapping his arms around his neck, smiling blissfully. Thomas embraces him back gently, returning a satisfied smile. Chris: “Sorry, this was just an experience I think I’ll cherish forever.” Thomas: “… me too… (also I hope we get to do this again one day)”

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Salo Winegarden 🔞🐽🔆🔆 @swinegarden.bsky.social · 9d

“Beach Bod” page 30

This comic is now wondering if it properly spent its 20’s well before realizing it needs to start saving for retirement instead of buying the bar rounds on Fridays

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