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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Sep 6

Zoro to Luffy,Usopp and Chopper: What are you doing?
Luffy: We're playing in twister! Come join to us
Usopp: Robin is master of game
Zoro: Okay,i can try
Robin: Put right hand on yellow
Zoro:
Zoro: *puts hand on Sanji head*
Zoro: What now?

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Aug 27

Sick Chopper goes to girls: Can i hide here?
Nami: Why? What happened?
Chopper: They're doing it again. That's nice of them,but...i want survive
Robin: That's happens everytime when Zoro and Sanji rival and parental instincts becomes actives

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Aug 25

Zoro tells Luffy about his dream: Cook was stolen again and-
Luffy: We needs get him back!
Zoro: Don't worry,i saved him. He was locked in tower
Sanji:
Zoro: Did you heard that? This time i saved you. You know that means... sa-
Sanji: Stupidity

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Aug 24

Sanji with map: Now we needs go there
Zoro: Oh,i didn't knew you knows ancient language too
Usopp: Wait what? That's just-
Sanji stops him: Yeah. Ancient language is so difficult. You have learn a lot

Sanji to Usopp: Ancient language or not,he still don't understand

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Aug 12

Franky to Robin: Nice shirt,fits to you
Robin: Thank you. I stealed it from a few weeks ago. It costed me only 10 Berries
Franky thumbs up: On you looks like it costed you 15 berries!

#frobin #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Aug 8

During 2 years separation:
Luffy to Hancock about Rayleigh and Shakky: They have really like each other
Hancock: Well,they're partners and already marriage. Shakky loves his eye scars and he don't mind her smoking
Luffy laughs: That's like Zoro and Sanji!

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Aug 3

Zoro leaves boys room: Finally some fresh air
Sanji to tease: *blows smoke right in his face*
Zoro: Nice try,but my nose got use to your smell and is immune

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jul 31

Zoro lifts big barbells with Sanji at the top
Usopp enters to gym: Sanji! I was looking for you!
Zoro: Cook is here? Where? I feel his smell only
Sanji: I'm topping you,idiot
Zoro: Really? You're so light that I didn't notice the difference

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jul 25

Sanji: Are you planning to become a father someday?
Zoro: I think so. I have to pass on my 3 sword style to someone
Sanji: 2 marimos to feed and care? I hope i will be dead before this day
Zoro: You won't, because I decide when you die

#zosan #onepiece

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Flamygibi @flamygibi.bsky.social · Jul 25

go back to our room

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ひろ (しろくじら🐋) @ocean165.bsky.social · Jul 25

そういえばこんなにもあった！
アンソロジーのコメントの欄に描いたカット
一味の他のメンバーにもサンドイッチ食べてもらいました

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jul 21

Zoro: If i was devil fruit user,I would drown in your blue like sea eyes
Sanji: What?
Zoro: I trying write haiku
Sanji: *backs to kitchen*
Robin to Zoro: If you really want impress him with writing,next time let me help

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jul 16

Franky: *shows his skills to Bonney*
Bonney: My dad looks normal,even if is cyborg too
Franky: That's true,but i'm cool,right?
Bonney: You're,but weird too. My dad is better
Robin smiles: That's my school. Kuma will be mad but i'm proud

#frobin #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jul 9

Robin inadvertently spills coffee on project: Oh,i'm really sorry
Franky: It's fine, it's happens to anyone!
Robin: I really didn't wanted that
Franky : After all i think it wasn't that good. You actually helped me!
Usopp: That's third time in row
Robin: And this time i'm honest

#frobin #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jul 4

Chopper told Sanji cigarettes may stop growth in young people. Sanji accepts this until Zoro will say "i remember you was taller than me,shrimpy cook"

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jul 2

During party:

Chopper: What's happened with Zoro? He was already drunk by this time
Usopp: I just told him about drunk Sanji and he realized he never saw it. Now he don't know if that's worth of that"sacrifice"
Chopper: Chopper: Oh...so that's the reason to fight with alcoholism

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jun 27

Sanji: 90 divided by 2?
Zoro: 45
Sanji: 999 plus 1?
Zoro: 1000
Sanji: 3 times 5?
Zoro: 15
Sanji: Otherwise
Zoro: Your name
Sanji:
Sanji: I really would like to know how this brain works

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jun 23

Zoro: So you have child with giant,i see
Gaban: Oh? Are you interested in giant lady too?
Zoro: No
Sanji: Don't ask him for that complicated questions. He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed
Zoro: I'M SHARP!
Sanji: You don't know about haki,where's left side,even my name,idiot

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jun 21

8am. Usopp starts new day: Good morning,how- *sees Zoro and Sanji holds each other by ears* what's happening?
Nami: No one knows
Sanji: Let go first
Zoro: No,you let go first
Robin: About 3am i was in bathroom. They already was doing it
Usopp: ...

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jun 16

Drunk Zoro: Cook! Drink!
Sanji tired: *serves drink*
Zoro: What is that? Apple juice?
Sanji: Jack Daniels
Zoro: ...
Zoro: Who?
Sanji: Anyway
Zoro: Why you're telling me some men names? You chose bad time to make me jealous,shitty cook

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jun 13

Zoro: Can i get extra food?
Sanji: Yeah,take whatever you want to eat
Zoro: *grabs Sanji hips*
Sanji: Wait what- What are you doing?!
Zoro:
Zoro: Be more precise next time

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jun 10

Luffy: I ate over 150 nuggets!
Zoro: That's not competition,Luffy
Sanji: Damm Luffy,i ate only 10
Zoro:
Zoro with smirk: So i'm on second place because ate 66

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jun 9

Chopper to Nami: Can you wear Zoro's jacket for a while? Then he will wear your glasses and draw some maps
Nami: Okay? But for what?
Chopper: Robin gave me suggestions to make some experiments for experience
Nami: But that's will break Sanji
Robin: I'm sorry,i like disasters

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jun 6

Nami: Sanji-kun,can i get new drink? I think i saw hair
Sanji: Sure! Give it to Zoro
Nami: *doing it*
Zoro: I won't drink it. It's not my taste
Sanji: *gives him the same drink*
Zoro: ...Now it's better
Nami: How?
Sanji: I don't know. Atleast we don't waste food

#zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · Jun 4

Zoro: *takes off shirt because is hot day*
Sanji stops him: Wait. You need to apply sunscreen to your skin
Zoro: This sun is nothing compare to hell
Sanji: ...Okay,wish you nice burned skin
Franky: He's right. I need apply it too
Robin: Use the same thing you use to protect Sunny

#zosan #frobin

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