Andrew Szmelter
@szmelly.bsky.social
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I can’t decide whether or not I like gazpacho
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However many lines Jude Law delivers in the course of his career, none will match the intensity of “It’s exhausting” in the Uber Eats ad - simply unsurpassable.
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He should have been made mayor the day the photo was taken
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Should I Shea or Should I Go?
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Slip Sliding So Far Away
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50p off both Waitrose Pure Eye Serum and Essential Semolina: the classic combo.
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It’s not enough being super-excited; be very super-excited.
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She went deepstore-shopping
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Why was the time traveller arrested?
For smoking upstairs on the bus
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Everyone will manage Watford for fifteen games
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He also knew the colour of Mornay
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Fabio Capello was paid a ridiculously high salary to manage England and it should have been within his remit to inculcate a squad spirit
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The corrupt owner of a quarry is kidnapped in a gritty new thriller series ….
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Mimi, John, Neil & George - what a band that could have been!
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You were working as a waitress in an old folks home
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Says the FIFA vice-president. Infantino too cowardly to say something himself?
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Heinz have missed a trick here. Mr Tickle’s Pickle would be great!
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Headline with question mark means the answer is no