Tab Lloyd
LightNews LightNews
banner
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd
@tablloyd.bsky.social
3.5K followers 9.1K following 650 posts
A satirical look at the uncanny valley of amerikan fascism. #savedemocracy #kakistocracy #satire #resist
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Reposted by Tab Lloyd
mariewalsh18.bsky.social
mariewalsh18.bsky.social @mariewalsh18.bsky.social · 22h
3 5 46
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 9h
After internal staff pushback, Cheeto agrees to reinstall Obama's basketball court, but with upgrades.
1 2
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 1d
.

Might be a great time to buy Tylenol-maker Kenvue's stock.

I see a potential X$Billion legal windfall in their future.

.
1
Reposted by Tab Lloyd
emptywheel.bsky.social
emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 1d
This is precisely what I remember Trump's bathrooms looking like.
benjustgiggles.bsky.social Ben Carter @benjustgiggles.bsky.social · 1d
It just did not feel the same without the boxes
12 95 490
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 1d
.

Government Ordered to Pay Food Stamp Benefits During Shutdown. Consider the can kicked!
1
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 1d
.

WAPO: Kennedy Center ticket sales have plummeted since Trump takeover.

www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

*WARNING: WAPO is no longer a trusted journalistic source for unbiased news. RYOR (Read At Your Own Risk).

.
Kennedy Center ticket sales have plummeted since Trump takeover.
1 1
Reposted by Tab Lloyd
cnice59.bsky.social
💙💙🤔CJ🤨🤣🧐💙💙🇺🇸 @cnice59.bsky.social · 1d
Satire my A*s…. This Isn’t Funny!!! 😡🤬
5 48 86
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 1d
RFK links the common cat with gravitational anomalies and autism.
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 4d
Predicting the future isn't so hard...

Might be a great time to buy Tylenol-maker Kenvue's stock.

I see a potential X$Billion legal windfall in their future.
1
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 4d
.

WAPO is now state media.

Look elsewhere for unbiased journalism.

.
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 4d
.

Predicting the future isn't so hard...

Might be a great time to buy Tylenol-maker Kenvue's stock.

I see a potential X$Billion legal windfall is in their future.

.
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 4d
.

Paxton thinks RFK jr is right? Wow, I thought Kenny was just evil, not completely stupid.

Might be a great time to buy Tylenol-maker Kenvue's stock. I expect a potential X$Billion legal windfall is in their future.

.
1
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 4d
.

WAPO is now state media.

Look elsewhere for unbiased journalism.

.
4 7
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 5d
When you're king, they let you grab them by the Posse Comitatus
Reposted by Tab Lloyd
karaoke-god.bsky.social
Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 7d
4 11 30
Reposted by Tab Lloyd
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 9d
DNC Action Against Trump [50s illustration of kids holding signs/banners like 'good manners pay!', 'smile', and 'obey rules'
6 9 58
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 9d
.

Perhaps, but I have questions.

Will it increase my $14.00 service fee, and the $8.00 recycle fee, and the $4.00 fuel charge that jointly increases the 11.25% sales tax and the Uber Eats driver's 20% tip?

Or is it just for the extra cheese?

If it's just cheese, yea, I guess so.
.
Screen asks if you'd like to add extra cheese for $198.00
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 9d
altered shot of shitler's new throne room
Reposted by Tab Lloyd
andrewkostrub.bsky.social
Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 9d
Updating my LEGO White House
780 11K 47K
Reposted by Tab Lloyd
gotmtv.bsky.social
Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 11d
30 440 1.3K
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 11d
Independent Journalism is the current and future democratic resource we must fund and grow.

Don't support fascists or their apologists. Instead fund ethical, honest, objective reporting—not lies and coverups.

WAPO, NYT, CNN, and FOX are nearly impossible to tell apart.

Seek objective reality
Reposted by Tab Lloyd
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11d
#satire
pic of a house with a 12 foot tall steven miller in the yard (you know, instead of the giant skeletong) Home Depot Releases New 12-Foot-Tall Stephen Miller Jahzuuu
5 1 33
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 13d
.

Now I get it. Argentina became a refuge for many Nazis, I wonder if he'll bring his cabinet along?
.
Argentina became a refuge for many Nazis after WWII due to government policy and pro-Axis sympathies.
1
tablloyd.bsky.social
Tab Lloyd @tablloyd.bsky.social · 13d
Mom says: "you mustn't let the dystopian nightmare bullshit dim your fucking sparkle."
2