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Justin LeClaire

@taghashtag.bsky.social

7.9K followers 13K following 190 posts

Midwest native in SF, fitness zealot, travel, 🐈 🐈 Dad, ADHD, curiosity, humor, 🏳️‍🌈, husband, random observations, 🌊 Vote Blue 🚫 porn bots, 🚫 soliciting, 🚫 DMs (unless I know you personally), 🚫 MAGAs, 🚫 Hate “Be the change you want to see in the world” 🌎

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Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 1d

Legit just got my blood drawn by a phlebotomist in a vampire costume 🧛‍♀️

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Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 2d

Instead of candy, I'm giving out constructive criticism for Halloween this year. 🎃

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 4d

Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 8d

When medication says "do not operate heavy machinery" they're probably referring to cars, but my mind always goes to bulldozers.

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 14d

Did we ever find out how the vampire's interview went? Did he get the job? 🧛

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 14d

Can someone please build an Al that will call customer service on my behalf and deal with their Al until my problem is solved?

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 15d

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart. 🧄

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 16d

When someone tells me, "Great question." I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question.

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 21d

Romaine lettuce hasn't been called back in a minute. I'm glad she finally got her life together. 🥬

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Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 23d

At my funeral, I want someone to take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next. 💐 🪦

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Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 24d

Someone new started at my job today that was born in 2007.

I have unread emails older than that! 😣

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 24d

Do you ever drive for like a solid 15 minutes, thinking about something incredibly random and stupid, and then you're like, "Were any of those lights I passed green? And how did I even get here?"

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Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 26d

Dear Unknown Caller,

I admire your persistence but I don't even answer the phone when it's someone I know.

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 27d

Me in my teens: This station is playing my jams!
Me in my 20s: This bar is playing my jams!
Me in my 30s: This grocery store is playing my jams!

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · 29d

One thing about me: I'm gonna screenshot restaurants, workout tips, outfits, cooking recipes, funny memes, and interesting articles "just in case I forget" and then never look at them again.

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · Oct 1

Even though I know it's an automated thing, it still stresses me out when I'm browsing a store website and I get a "message" from the customer service agent.

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · Sep 30

Today I completed a chore that I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this.

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · Sep 29

The ADHD in me has to fight the urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content).

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · Sep 28

I don't like the person I become whenever I have to enter my username and password using a tv remote 😠

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Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · Sep 27

I don't like being asked "are you home?" Please expand further before I tell you whether I'm home or not.

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · Sep 26

Me: *does the absolute bare minimum throughout the work week*

Me, on Friday: “finally, I can treat myself... I deserve it!”

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · Sep 25

What’s with all the rapture talk this week? It’s been happening in SF for decades! I keep spotting discarded clothes on the sidewalks. Just the other day, I walked past an overturned wheelchair with a shirt, pants, and shoes right next to it, as if the person got whisked away into the sky! 👨👩↗☁

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · Sep 25

🤔 I found a strange piece of plastic on the floor that looks like it broke off of something, but have no idea what. Better save it in the junk drawer until I die.

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Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · Sep 24

Realized I'm getting older cause the first two things I scan for when I enter a bar now are: (1) where are the open chairs? and (2) how close are they to the restroom?

Justin LeClaire @taghashtag.bsky.social · Sep 24

Yo! Back from taking a 3 month break from Bluesky, what’s going on? What are we all offended about now?