Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Bus Aficionada (spooky)

@talkinghat.bsky.social

600 followers 120 following 21K posts

redeemably stupid

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · Feb 8

If I were a billionaire I would build a roller coaster for Shaq

2 1 16

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 6h

I had to stop buying them bc I literally would have done that if I had them in the house

1 2

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 7h

Weaz one time I was visiting friends in Illinois and went for a 5k run. My total elevation change during the run was 19 feet. You’re gonna need a tall building

1 3

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 7h

1 1

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 7h

Carter trying not to yell while telling this mom there’s no connection between the vaccinations and autism

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 7h

“Have you seen measles?” “Of course I haven’t, nobody has”

3 2

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 7h

ew yuck Abby just said “make love”

1 1

Reposted by Bus Aficionada (spooky)

👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 17h

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

54 2.7K 8.8K

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 9h

I feel like it shouldn’t be called “clinch” if you don’t still have to play more games afterward. Just say “win the series” instead

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 11h

Ellen DeGeneres is Edie Falco’s Wario

1 7

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 14h

someone hung a sign on a bridge over the expressway: “ICE CAN’T DEFEAT CHICAGO BUT THE BREWERS CAN”

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 14h

guess who left the house today

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah I’ll take a CioCaro plz thanks

1 1

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

man this shit sucks

1 5

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

The daily floor tile soundtrack is so good

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

90 minutes, a few times a year, Stan Rizzo struts around with a big dick

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

I think it should be the theme song to a tv series that’s done in the style of Columbo and stars Bearded Stan Rizzo

1 4

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so tired but I did learn something yesterday that has me riding a wave of smugness into the weekend

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

Literally just told a guy, “I can tell you’re from Ohio not because you’re wearing a Buckeyes jersey, but because you put the divider on the conveyer belt. THANK YOU!!!”

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · Oct 9

I fucking hate Wisconsin and everyone here who DOESNT PUT THE DIVIDER ON THE CONVEYOR BELT BEHIND THEIR GROCERIES

Itsalwayssunny Dennisreynolds GIF

ALT: Itsalwayssunny Dennisreynolds GIF

media.tenor.com

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

Coke, especially a big ol’ McDonalds fountain coke. That + tylenol, or that + 1 Excedrin migraine pill (a full dose of Excedrin migraine is 2 pills, which = 130 mg caffeine, which is too much for me)

1 3

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

“Riding the bus? Are we a bunch of wealthy New Yorkers, mansion boy?”

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

Tell him you’re tired of his bus tweets

1 5

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

oh noooo do you want any suggestions for coping?

2 3

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

oh right wasn’t his answer “a McGriddle” or something

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

so many babies w their dad’s last name, AND their first or middle name too a lot of the time. Finally a baby w mom’s name incorporated!

Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 1d

My friend named her baby after herself and I am thrilled!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 17